YES: a news story about two warring hives of bees fighting to the death. MILLIONS OF BEES stinging each other to the death! This is the kind of thing that Iron Maiden writes songs about. (via Videogum)
On a related note, last week Conan O’Brien had a good spoof of Oprah’s “Favorite Things” episode (video below). Just looking at this picture of Oprah while imagining her saying, “Everyone gets BEEEEEEESSSSSS!” absolutely kills me. I can’t get enough of the audience freaking out for Oprah. She’s like Sarah Palin for people who went to college.
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Beads?
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This story makes me want “run to the hills”. RUN FOR YO-OOOOOUR LIIIIIIFE!
Bill Old Styling, AWESOME Arrested Development callback. I am cracking up right now…
Iron Maiden would never write songs about bees. Stryper would, but only if those bees served Jesus.
Wouldn’t W.A.S.P. be the metal band writing songs about bees?
@UU: You can do better than just a lazy wiki reference. Something like, “When reached for comment, Bumblebee Man responded “Ay yi yi, los humanitos!!!”
Junior College.
@Zack, yes I got lazy on that one. I blame my post-lunch laziness on it.
@UU: You made up for it with the W.A.S.P. comment.
666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEES!
@La Schmoove, nice.
I feel like this should be parodied ala Ken Burns’ Civil War doc.
Holy crap, +1 Conan.
I’m MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees, 15 miles per hour is their average speed.
/doesn’t mean that I’m gay
Bitch looks fat as fuck in the distance shot @ 0:56