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What’s On Tonight: Abortions, Football, & Cupcakes

Written by Danger Guerrero / 12.28.10

No Easy Decision (MTV) – MTV’s special on the difficult decision and consequences of abortion airs tonight at 11:30. I don’t want to touch an abortion debate with a thirty foot pole, but I will point out that Amber Portwood, star of MTV’s reality show “Teen Mom” was just arrested on felony charges of domestic battery and neglect of a dependent stemming from a physical altercation with her ex-fiancé. So…

Sunday Monday Tuesday Night Football (NBC) – The postponed game between the Eagles and the Vikings will be played tonight on NBC, provided they don’t cancew da game because of a wittle bit of snow fawwing on the fiewd.  My unbiased prediction an an Eagles fan: Eagles by infinity. My second prediction: I continue to follow @zoowithroy on Twitter and love it.

Kennedy Center Honors (CBS) – The honorees include Paul McCartney and Oprah.  Because if there’s one thing worldwide icon billionaire visionaries need, it’s prestigious accolades in primetime on America’s #1 network.

Cupcake Wars (Food Network) – Times have been tough for pastries on the battlefield.  We lost a lot of good cakes out there.

Glory Daze (TBS) – TBS is promoting the hell out of this comedy centered around college students in the 1980s.  I still don’t know why they shot down my suggested tagline, “It’s like American Pie, but with music that came out before its target demographic was born, and without nudity, swearing, or hilariously raunchy hijinx.”

Dirty Jobs (Discovery) – In between starring in every truck commercial on television, Mike Rowe travels to Palm Springs to pollinate date palm trees.  Whoawhoawhoa, slow down palm trees.  You barely know this guy!  You’re just going to let him pollinate you right away?!  On television?!  You sluts.

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Danger Guerrero posted

"What’s On Tonight: Abortions, Football, & Cupcakes"

  1. 12.28.10 at 4:56 pm
    Farthammer

    Remember those commercials for that cellphone company (Sprint maybe? Cingular?) Where “minutes” were a physical thing, and the family was throwing out old minutes and the mom would yell at them that old minutes were just as good as new minutes? Her son in that commercial is one of the main characters in Glory Daze.

    How I knew that…I dunno. But it speaks to how fame works. Be in a commercial for 30 seconds; land a spot on a cable show.

  2. 12.28.10 at 5:11 pm
    Roast Geef

    I <3 Zoowithroy, and the Eagles, and Puppies.

  3. 12.28.10 at 5:14 pm
    Katni

    I’d let Mike Rowe pollinate me any day. And I wouldn’t even abort it!

  4. 12.28.10 at 5:20 pm
    Huey

    I hate that “Glory Daze” keeps remind us that it takes place at a college in 1986. I think by now, they can at least give us character names and plots.

  5. 12.28.10 at 5:22 pm
    Patty Boots

    Mike Rowe is the most underrated host on television. I seriously adore that guy.

  6. 12.28.10 at 5:37 pm
    Enrico Pallazzo

    And those Lee Jeans make his butt look good!

    /not even remotely worried about giving 14 points to Joe Webb on the road

  7. 12.28.10 at 5:52 pm
    Deranged Drunken Tailgater

    I too would not want to touch an abortion PoFlaWar with a 30 foot pole. But a cupcake flame war sounds positively divine!

  8. 12.28.10 at 6:29 pm
    Smegga

    Danger, you are an Eagles fan as well?

    My admiration for you grows!

    /Mainlines coffee to stay awake for game

  9. 12.29.10 at 1:21 am
    Vinnie

    Philly by how much? How’s Vick looking in that MVP race now?

  10. 12.29.10 at 9:27 am
    Taco_Jones

    Oh Vinnie, were you just holding your mouse over the Post Comment button waiting for the game to end?

  11. 12.29.10 at 9:32 am
    Lenny

    Its a cupcake, not a choice.

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