Explorer: Born to Rage? (National Geographic) — As noted earlier, Henry Rollins hosts this investigation of the newly discovered warrior gene. Read my interview with Rollins here.
Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas (BBC America) — MERRY FOKIN’ CHRISTMAS, ARSEHOLE.
The Biggest Loser (NBC) — Season finale. On one hand, it’s really cool to see former tubs of lard take pride in their newfound physical fitness. On the other, keep your shirts on, people. You still have all that excess skin hanging off you from when you were fat. You look like Buffalo Bill’s ultimate catch.
Third Reich: The Rise (History) — Finally, a break from “Ice Road Truckers” and “Pawn Stars” to showcase what the History Channel does best: NAZIS! You know, the Holocaust gets so many headlines, it’s nice to see the Beer Hall Putsch and the Reischstag fire get some attention. (Followed by “Hitler’s Family” at 11 p.m. Eastern.)
Fashion Show: Ultimate Collection (Bravo) — The Real Housewives of somewhere appear on this 75-minute episode. GRRRR EXTREME FASHION FOR WOMEN AND GAYS!
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Oh you know damn well that the Ramsey Christmas is very rustic.
Also: Annie Wersching, aka Renee from “24,” aka Freckles ‘n’ Crazytits, makes a guest appearance on “NCIS” tonight.
@Matt – So tempted, but it’s NCIS!
I’ll pass thanks.
(Followed by “Hitler’s Family” at 11 p.m. Eastern.)
Boy, once Sandy Dumcan left, I feel they just shoulda’ cancelled that show.
I guess “The History Channel” name is just used as a clever marketing ploy. It’s clear that Americans are more enamoured with pawn shops and big trucks than actual learning.
Was she a great, big fat person?…Are you about a size 14?
I was going to make a comment, but Tim fucking destroyed it.
I disagree with the statement that you can’t learn anything from a show about trucks. The show takes place in the highest mountains in the world in one of then oldest civilizations on the planet. You can learn a lot by seeing how things are done in different countries.