What’s On Tonight: Psych, Reruns, & Benefits

Psych (USA) – Season finale.  The Yang character is back to help solve the disappearance of a woman.  Fact: I watch this show solely for the faces Gus makes throughout the episode.  They are DEE-lightful.

A Home for the Holidays (CBS) – CBS’s benefit to raise awareness for adoption, which is a really great cause.  Also worth noting is that Katy Perry performs, and she has a habit of wearing naughty get-ups to events like this.  I’ll keep you posted.

Mythbusters (Discovery Channel) – An entire episode dedicated to Operation Valkyrie?  Look, I like this show, but myths are a finite resource, like oil and Christmas cookies.  They may be getting scarce.

Million Dollar Money Drop (FOX) – God I hope someone gets hosed again so I can post more videos of cute animals tomorrow.

Best of Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives (Food Network) – Guy Fieri dresses and talks like a 40 year old narc trying to infiltrate a high school clique by sounding “hip.”  He is not to be trusted.

Full Throttle Saloon (TruTV) – I refuse to look up anything about this show.  The title is too perfect.  Facts would just ruin it.

WWE Salutes the Troops (USA) – Another good cause.  According to TV Guide, Sherri Shepherd of “The View” is appearing.  I’m prepared to offer $500 to the first person to hit her with a steel chair.  I’m pretty sure I’m not even joking.