Meme Watch: Dog Fort. Robopanda catches you up on the best of Lobster Dog’s alter ego. Also, I feel inclined to mention that I was the original creator of the Lobster Dog as Time Person of the Year Photoshop. Who else would have made it? [UPROXX]
What did Christian Bale say to Robert DeNiro? I dunno, probably something about how great January Jones’s tits look. Remember when people said her boobs were Photoshopped on the cover of GQ? I hope they die of cancer. (p.s. Jones is single again, fellas.) [FilmDrunk]
HUZZAH! Brett Favre is really retiring this time. Seriously. [With Leather]
Thanks, Ron Howard. “The Dark Tower” TV series will have all the plodding character development while the movies get the kick-ass action. [Gamma Squad]
NAWT YOU! Mark Wahlberg gives us a run-down of who won’t be playing in the Super Bowl this year. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Stick with me for the rest of these links, because they’re here to get you caught up on everything that’s been going on since Friday. (Cat/dog birthday party via.)
Break out the 20-sided die. “Community” is planning a Dungeons & Dragons episode. [Inside TV]
Why is ‘The Game’ so successful on BET after failing on the CW? Hint: black people watch BET. [NY Times]
Sarah Michelle Gellar returning to TV. She’s been cast in the CBS pilot of “Ringer,” in which she plays a woman who poses as her wealthy twin sister to evade the mob. The catch: her wealthy twin sister is also wanted by the mob. Holy mother of God, this sounds terrible. [A.V. Club]
Failed magic tricks are the best magic tricks. Watch this guy impale his hand on a spike. [The Daily What]
Paz de la Huerta got drunk and her boob fell out. After the Golden Globes, de la Huerta did a convincing portrayal of Lucy Danziger. I love that woman. [TMZ]
We are in a golden age… of crappy TV. Alasdair Wilkins argues that the success of “Lost” has opened the door for terrible sci-fi shows. [io9]
Liam McIntyre to replace Andy Whitfield in ‘Spartacus’. When asked what they liked best about McIntyre, Starz executives said, “He doesn’t have cancer.” [LA Times]
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January Jones is so hot, it actually kind of pisses me off. See: Brian Posehn meets Kate Beckinsale.
I, for one, am just glad a smoking hot blonde with great cans is finally getting noticed in Hollywood.
that picture can’t be real…no…it’s too much…dogs and cats partying…with hats
So which of the four horsemen of the apocalypse follows that picture? It’s pestilence right? I think its pestilence.
If I’m going to watch a show called “Ringer”, it better be about a family of world class horseshoe pitchers.
A D&D episode of Community? You know they’re going to get Annie into some kind of sexy elf costume.
And then the internet will explode.
@Boots
…as will my pants
From what I read about the D&D episode its not going to be all that elaborate, basically them sitting in the library and playing. I think I’m fine with that- the movie style episodes this year (space, zombies) weren’t quite as good as seaon 1′s (paintball, goodfellas.