Charlie Sheen spent the weekend being Charlie Sheen, which is to say he was partying in Las Vegas with three porn stars, among them Bree Olson. Sheen was supposed to be on the set of “Two and a Half Men” at 10:00 a.m. Pacific time today, but according to TMZ he didn’t check out of his hotel until 9:00 a.m.
Sheen checked out of The Palms Hotel just before 9 AM and is taking a private jet back to L.A. We’re told there will be “discussions” today with Charlie about his well-being, after going on a bender in Vegas this weekend.
Oh, “discussions,” you say? Well that should clean his act right up. Charlie Sheen just needs a good talking to, then he’ll find God and stop single-handedly supporting Colombia’s drug trade.
And OF COURSE Sheen found Bree Olson. If there was a single porn star on the planet who’d be drawn to a violently misogynistic older man, it’s Bree Olson. Her Twitter account is all the evidence you’ll ever need that little girls should be raised with a father figure. She’s so turned on by being demeaned that her porn scenes don’t even turn me on, they just make me sad. And it takes a LOT for me to say that.
Seriously, don’t be surprised when Bree turns up choked to death.
Cheryl: Oh, Pamela, you read me like a poem.
Pam: Yeah? What’s the poem gonna be about when Cyril snaps and murders you?
Cheryl: I don’t know. World’s gushiest orgasm?
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Via Wikipedia: “[Bree Olson] has stated that her biggest hero is her grandmother, who was a concentration camp survivor.”
I… I can’t even make a joke about this.
Is Charlie ordering whores or 8-balls of coke in that picture?
How has Charlie Sheen managed to remain among the living with his lifestyle? They should use his genes in combination with Ozzy’s to create the most awesome partier super supplement evar! It’d be like the creation of Captain America in the super soldier program but for epic partying…also, someone told me Bree Olson’s scenes are boring
Charlie Sheen will live to be 600.
Haley Paige shakes her head and smiles. Or would if she could.
Oh man…”Archer” references, they never get old.
/checks calendar
//isn’t the 27th yet
///watches entire first season again
Her Twitter account is a fucked up read, and I mean that in the least-masturbatingly way possible.
Wow, her tits are bigger than that kid on “Two and a Half Men.”
@dachsund: somewhere in Sheen’s house is a portrait of him that looks like Nick Nolte’s mugshot f’ed Rip Torn’s mugshot and then had a stillborn fetus.
She’s so turned on by being demeaned that her porn scenes don’t even turn me on, they just make me sad. And it takes a LOT for me to say that.
Seriously. Ufford once pistol-whipped a hobo just to get an erection.
In contrast porn scenes that make me sad are the only ones that turn me on
I wouldn’t touch Bree Olsen with a 30-foot pole, even though she’d probably be into that.
I enjoyed her Tweets about how she’d want to fuck her father if she ever knew him. Such a daddy’s girl!
Three porn stars? Looks like he was playing Two and a Half Men off set
*honking sounds*
“Ufford once pistol-whipped a hobo just to get an erection.”
Ummm… that’s considered odd behavior?
*looks side to side uncomfortably*
UU, he’s signaling for 1 set of whores and 1 ounce of 8balls. Apparently, 3 whores is a set.
I would rather have sex with Merlin Olsen.
BreeOlson on Jan 5
If I knew who my real dad was, I’d totally fuck him. Are any of you my daddy? Did you make any love children in ’86?
WTF, dude?
No way she’s gonna get 10-20 men in the Fort Wayne area just by offering up her pussy and ass. She needed to add that there’d be fried cheese too.
If I knew who my real dad was, I’d totally fuck him. Are any of you my daddy? Did you make any love children in ’86?
Uncanny sense of audience. CBS should put her in charge of programming.
I think she is a mess, even for a pornstar. She gives out her hotel room number and blokes are lining the hallways. Idiots.
“Did you make any love children in ’86?”
Maybe she should check into who was attending Night Ranger concerts.
I attented a Night Ranger concert in ’86 … and Loverboy, Sting, and ZZ Top. Damn I wasted alot of money in the ’80s.
*a lot
Wasted tuition money too.
Good for him, and let me make this point to all the Bree Olsen haters out there. At least she’s hot. All the mental scars and abuse that drove her to be this kind of porn star could have happened to an ugly girl. Bree olsen is my new favorite.
I don’t see what the problem is. Seems like the writer and the readers here are a bunch of slack jawed yokels. I seen some really fucked up porn of chicks shitting on each other and drinking each others piss. They even have freaks like those girls who squirt orgasms, midget porn, fucked up elderly porn among many other things I could list. Bree Olsen’s porn is quite tame by comparison. So the girl likes to fuck. Good on her. At least she’s honest. As for Charlie? People will remember him above any of you sniping cocksuckers.
Charlie Sheen, ladies and gentleman!
You need to take a shower before having sex with this person. You noticed I didn’t use the word lady. What a pathetic girl.
Charlie Sheen looks like a giant bird. I mean where the f*ck are his lips? LOL What an Ugly man in my opinion. Sorry.
Bree Olson is one seriously disturbed chick.