Quick programming note: I had dinner and drinks with a Marine friend in Manhattan last night, then I had an epic two-hour public transportation clusterf*ck getting home in a snowstorm, so I’ve got a combination hangover/lack of sleep thing going on. In an hour, after I’ve consumed a pot of coffee and a side of bacon and a liter of coconut water, I’ll be fine. But right now I’m a gun away from a deadly rampage, so please: keep a wide berth.
Anyhoo, reader Jason sent me this video yesterday, and it made me belly-laugh because I didn’t know what to expect. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did back when I was capable of enjoying things.



I think Wide Birth would be an awesome band name for a four piece of fat biker chicks.
Oh, that poor dog.
/who gives a shit about the TV?
Considering the epic frozen shitshow that is NYC right now, I think you’re entitled to an off morning.
I do not miss winter up there.
This calls for the bat signal. Calling Danger Guerrero, calling Danger Guerrero, come in please DG, we have a Marine down, I repeat we have a Marine down. Can you save us, please.
I thought the Danger Guerrero signal was a silhouette of a bottle of Mad Dog.
Man, life from my couch looks pretty good all of a sudden.
(*puts on superhero costume, rushes out front door of apartment*)
(*trips over cape, tears ACL*)
(*gets second opinion from Dr. James Andrews, out 6 months*)
Also, I’m doing fill-ins at Film Drunk this morning. I CAN ONLY BE IN SO MANY PLACES AT ONCE YOU GUYS.
DG, you say that yet you are always in my dreams. Very homo.
Dammit, Danger, do you know what happens when heroes give up? Bad stuff.
THIS BLOG NEEDS YOU.
*dramatic music, single tear*
That headline made me worried I was going to be mad at a corgi for breaking a TV. Turns out he was an innocent bystander. A cute and cuddly innocent bystander.
Forget James Andrews. Dr. Conrad Murray says you’re fine!
That’s why my gun safe has a BAC interlock device.
Two guys in an apartment with a Corgi playing Wii Fit? Are you sure these aren’t Uproxx writers?
Hmm… I am not smart enough to figure out a way to contact you other than through these comment thingers.
Since you use the GREAT Lobster Corgi as a logo for your site and a corgi fan… I was hoping you’d be willing to post something related to Lobster Corgi and that helps corgis everywhere.
[www.dogfortdogs.com] <- I present to you Red(dit) Lobster Corgi! ALL HAIL! It's a limited edition t-shirt that only costs $20USD and that's with shipping to ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD included. And right now about $5-6/shirt will go directly to Corgi Aid (an international corgi rescue charity – [www.corgiaid.org]).
MORE shirts sold = MORE cookies for needy corgis — only 8 days left to order! AND a Woman's Small will fit a corgi: [i.imgur.com]
Pretty please make a post? It's for the corgis!
SAVE THE CORGIS!
the one and only,
-CA