
Uh oh, somebody ate at Taco Bell.
Discovery Channel is teaming up with the Catholic Church to create a reality show about exorcisms. With real exorcists. It’ll be kind of like “Ghost Hunters,” but approved by the Vatican. It’s always nice to get the official Catholic Church stamp of the approval, a pleasure that gays and abortion clinics will never know.
The Exorcist Files will recreate stories of real-life hauntings and demonic possession, based on cases investigated by the Catholic Church. The project includes access into the Vatican’s case files, as well as interviews with the organization’s top exorcists — religious experts who are rarely seen on television.
“The Vatican is an extraordinarily hard place to get access to, but we explained we’re not going to try to tell people what to think,” says Discovery president and GM Clark Bunting. [Inside TV]
Yeah, don’t try to tell people what to think, television! That’s religion’s job!




If they recreate the exorcism Bobby Jindal did, I hope they get Kenneth the Page to play him.
Let alone all the gay abortion clinics out there.
Ooo, the Discovery Channel and the Catholic church are working together! I look forward to the episode of “Dirty Jobs” where Mike Rowe sweeps decades of inappropriate priest-child relationship under the rug.
Really?!?
Thesis 96: Reality Shows Are Gay
That GIF is spec-fucking-tacular
“Real Life” and “Exorcism” are mutually exclusive.
I’ll only watch if Robert Stack narrates.
I bet that that chick is totally headbanging to some Danzig.
Child rapists chasing demons. That’s so metal. That’s Turbonegro rock opera metal.
Oh great, I saw the banner and then the very top of the picture and was able to use my canine senses to feel what was coming (before the fucked up grill and any damage was done) and was able to successfully block it with my hand to avoid seeing the grossness and low and behold the FUCKING GIF!! This shit was the scariest movie I’ve ever seen. DAMMIT!