This isn’t exactly TV-related, but it absolutely must be shared. This is Joseph Kramer in the 1998 video Uranus: Self Anal Massage for Men. Yes,
If you do one hundred anal breaths a day, you will start to let go of anal tension.
I’m no ass doctor, but isn’t a little bit of anal tension a good thing? I mean, without it, there’d be poo everywhere.
Also, I have no idea what an “anal breath” is, but your mom sure had it last night.