Howard Stern was on Piers Morgan’s not-Larry King show last night, and Stern shared some shocking opinions about Jay Leno that would have been extremely timely 12 or 13 months ago.
He’s not fit to scrub David Letterman’s feet. I don’t know why he’s beaten David Letterman in the ratings. It’s beyond my comprehension. America must be filled with morons, who at night lay in bed, the ones that are watching him must be in a coma…
[on Conan] If I was Jay Leno, I would’ve manned up. I would’ve said, “Listen. Conan, you think you’re so good? I’m gonna go to Fox network, or I’m gonna go to ABC, and I’m gonna put my show on, and I’m gonna kick your ass. THAT’S what a man does. You don’t sort of weasel your way back in.”
I don’t like Jay personally. Jay was one of the greatest stand-up comics, in my opinion, when he was younger. But I do not like the way he’s behaved with me personally. I’ve done his show many times in the past; I won’t do it again.
I mean, yeah. I agree with Stern, but it just seems like piling on at this point. C’mon dude, just put some Penthouse Pets on the Sybian (link is NSFW video).
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I don’t remember Jay asking him to do his show.
But yeah, fuck Leno. and his car collection. I miss last year when January was all about the Conebone…
Asshat – Stern and Leno have had a feud for years, coming to a head when Leno hired away one of Stern’s employees, ST-ST-STuttering John to be his announcer. Stern trashed Leno for years, and even trashed Conan while trashing Leno. Listen to Sirius.
who, me asshat?
^Asshat? Siriusly? Radio is for music. Not audio porn. Porn needs video.
So wait someone is an asshat for not knowing about the Stern-Leno feud and not having Sirius radio?
The Sybian video is the only thing that could make me watch Leno.
I mean…not with Leno ON it, of course…
/drinks bleach to erase mental image.
Everything he said is true, but I’m scared that I’m actually agreeing with Stern.
I believe I’m the asshat because I didn’t mention Stern’s feud with Leno. Although I’d contend that paying for satellite radio is what makes you an asshat.
Asshat? Have you heard about Stern’s taste in TV?
Idol, Housewives, you get the idea
Howard Stern v. Jay Leno. It’s a pity they can’t both lose.
Who needs an explanation for why Stern hates Leno? Pretty much everyone in the industry hates Leno. And the reasons are obvious, even without the feud.
So can we get Patty Boots to ride on the Warming Glow sybian?
What’s the Warming Glow sybian? Enrico shaking a TV, which proudly displays Ricky Gervais’ Blow Job Gag?
I think what was meant by the “asshat” comment was simply I very mean way of saying that Stern isnt suddenly coming out and saying Leno is a jerk. He’s said it for years. The article implies that he’s just jumping on the bandwagon, flogging the dead horse of “Leno’s kind off a dick”, when really Sterns been trying to tell everyone for a long time. Before the whole Conan thing even happened. I believe he actually stated too Conan that Leno would end up taking back his show.
As for the interview, what did everyone think of Peirs Morgans skills here? i watched the first half and had to stop because it felt like he just kept interrupting.