
Many readers have pointed out to me that Snooki’s novel is now a New York Times bestseller (*makes sign of the cross*). But there’s more heartening news on the “Jersey Shore” arts front: Jenni “JWoww” Farley, a former art studentat the New York Institute of Technology, actually has a modicum of talent.
Gawker dug up JWoww’s old NYIT website that displays her work, and I have to admit: it’s not bad. All of her sketches and paintings display a basic comprehension of light and shadow, and I like the still life that includes a beach towel and a bottle of laundry detergent (I like to think it’s called Prelude to GTL). I mean, she’s not Picasso or anything, but Picasso didn’t have big tits and dress like a stripper. Advantage: JWoww.




Quite a coincidence that she’s good at art, seeing as how after staring at that middle banner pic, my computer screen now looks like a Jackson Pollack.
Snooks and JWoww should do a children’s book together. One writes, the other illustrates, we all win.
You could tell me that the pictures above are terrible or they belong in the MFA and I wouldn’t know the difference.
But JWoww’s tits belong in a museum somewhere. Or my mouth.
What does Fake Ronnie think about this?