The video below is several days old now, but I have to post it because I’m committed to sharing videos of people drinking on television (and also because I’ve been looking for an excuse to share her hot tub photos from 
It just makes the blog feel a little more like home, you know?
Anyway, I guess Munn’s on the cover of Maxim in see-through panties, and the resulting discussion she has with Hoda and Kathie Lee involves Munn saying the word “vagina” and chugging her wine. I suppose some people will have a problem with that, but I think it shows real progress on her part. She’s really come a long way since deep-throating hot dogs on basic cable. Ah, what heady days those were. We were all so young and innocent back then.
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I need to hug her hard and long
PLEASE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LIKE ME LIKE ME LIKE ME IM LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS BUT HOT BUT I BOOZE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND LOOK AT ME
I was just typing a comment that said, “Something about Olivia Munn has always bothered me, but I can’t pinpoint it,” and then Farthammer went right on ahead and pinpointed it.
Get out of my brain and into my car, sir.
I liked it better when it was called “Joel McHale chugs Scotch on ‘Today.’”
Farthammer and John Doe here have already said everything I was going to say.
The Olivia Munn backlash just makes me want her more, “Its ok baby, I know everyone thinks you’ve gone to the hot geek chick well too many times, but Chazz doesn’t care. He loves you for who you are.”
Actually, no, I do have something to add. As a female who likes nerdy things, I want to like someone who dispels a lot of the stigma of being a female nerd. Theoretically.
But she’s such a pandering faker that I can’t with this lady.
Farthammer and Danger: And if you don’t find that level of “desperation to please” incredibly hot in a woman, I’m afraid we cannot be friends. Good day, sirs!
(Whips monocle around shoulder, turns on heel, leaves, flapping coat tails behind.)
Am I the only one who thinks the top picture looks photoshopped? I am? Ok.
She belongs in the Puppy Bowl. Very Golden Retriever – Jindo, this girl.
Yea, it sucks when women like the things you like in order to get you to like them. Its much better when they sit on the couch and watch shows about women who eat couch pillows.
I’m going to start keeping an engagement ring in my back pocket at all times precisely so that in the event that I ever meet Olivia Munn, I can propose on the spot. Really, it’s all I want in life, and with my rugged good looks and overwhelming wit and charm I’m sure I can convince her it’s all she should really want too.
/shakes fist at sky, curses cruel Gods for being doomed to an Olivia Munn-less fate
Serious question that I don’t know the answer to.
I often hear her referred to as a pandering faker. Is there any actual evidence to suggest she isn’t just grateful to her fans? Or does this just fall under the “hot chicks can’t like nerdy things” and/or everyone in Hollywood is fake assumptions?
I hope Danger and Farthammer are happy together. Where should I send the present?
I like my nerdy chicks to say things like “and you say, I only hear what I want to”.
@elranito: my colleague Will Harris got to chat with her at one of the TCA events and found out that as a kid, she moved a lot, hence lots of new schools, hence lots of new cafeterias where she’d have to find a place to sit as the new kid. Who always welcomed her? The geeks and nerds. So I think she’s genuinely appreciative of her fans – they were the first ones to show her some kindness before she was hot and famous and she remembers and apprciates that.
@elranito: I think the answer is just that bitches be jealous. Seriously, she could be the Red Shirt Guy equivalent of hot chicks and people would probably still say she was just pretending to like nerdy things.
@Patty: Exactly. I want to believe she’s one of us, but I almost feel like she was just a hot girl who saw a niche she could work, so she started reading Engadget and comic books or something. As a decent-looking girl who actually IS a nerd, it bugs me…
that I didn’t think of it first. /chuggs haterade
@enrico +1 for Lisa Loeb reference
@elranito: I think the answer is just that bitches be jealous. Even if she were the Red Shirt Guy equivalent of hot chicks, there would still be people saying she was just pretending to like nerdy things.
Ugh, sorry for the double post. Goddamn browser crashed the first time. I’m sure you’re all thrilled to get my priceless insights twice.
/retreats to dark corner
@Zack: Now I feel bad. I was an Army brat, so I totally get what she’s saying. *jumps on bandwagon* YAY! See, nerdy chics are hot too!
@elranito – When I dated her she disliked talking to any of her nerdy fans. She called them “unwashed tramps who believe everything I say” and wanted nothing more than to read Cosmo and drink cocktails rather than encounter them.
Sex was good though. Big cheeks. Called her the ‘Hamster’ which made her cry and try to win my love. Very needy.
Yes, she’s needy and attention whoring, but who cares! She’s smokin’ hot. Do I care if a girl is going down on me because she’s starved for attention? Not at all, you might be surprised to find out.
I bet if don’t click on the next post about Olivian Munn, the one after that will have her fully nude.
@Lenny. Correct, sir. The review of her book on the Frotcast does kind of prove that she is a panderer, but in this interview and another one I saw recently she seems more of a bad girl than a nerd. She is still much, much more interesting than most other hot girls in Hollywood (Jessica Alba, Biel, Blake Lively etc) with the exception of ScarJo. Plus, how many nerdy girls, or guys in general chug wine in the middle of the day?
I would go to prison for 5 years for that ass.
“Bitches be jealous?” Really?
If I hated every woman who was more successful and better looking than me, I’d hate pretty much everyone in Hollywood. And I don’t. So let’s not go there.
I find the whole faker / panderer thing interesting in that I suspect nearly every entertainer cultivates a ‘real-life’ personality that appeals to one demographic or another.
Munn seems to get an inordinate amount of shit for it since her chosen demographic is generally not the domain of hot girls, or girls in general for that matter. Assuming she isn’t as genuinely into geekdom as she appears (which by the way is an impressive bit of acting considering she was on over 350 episodes of attack of the show per imdb)then I don’t see her as different as any other celebrity who has that ‘We would totally be friends if we met!’ vibe about them.
As for all women who say they’re the ones who actually are into all these nerdy things- fine, but didn’t you get into on some level because a guy in your life was into it first? Be it a brother, dad, guy friends, or whatever on some level you’re doing the same thing Munn is.
/cries because his girlfriend ‘doesn’t get’ starwars and thinks Community isn’t funny.
I’d rather watch Olivia Munn in a super shitty blond wig playing Emma Frost than that lifeless bitch January Jones
You can’t say “vagina” on US breakfast tv? That’s ridiculous
I just don’t get it. Her face is beat and her tits are different sizes in every picture she takes. I bet this chick is INCREDIBLY mediocre in real life. Just goes to show you how good of a game plan cockteasing a few geeks is.
@Chazz:
No. No, I did not start liking geeky things because of a man in my life. I was an only child (no brothers) and my dad was not into geeky stuff (macho Army officer outdoorsy type). I like geeky things because that’s how my brain works. Have I chosen men based on their intelligence and not how much they can bench press? Yes. Most of my boyfriends have been engineers. Has that exposed me to more geeky stuff? Yes. But that is no different than you hanging out with like-minded people and finding new cool things through them.
Sorry about your girlfriend. Even if she doesn’t think Community’s funny (?!) she could watch to eye-rape Joel, who is the most awesome man on the planet.
all pandering haterade aside, i think the real question we need to ask is whether she got a boob job recently or not? Cause she’s gone from diving board flat to curvy in a matter of 2 months.
She looks like she smells fantastic.
Long Time First time (here) but I must comment. I CAN NOT understand the backlash to Ms. Munn. It is unconscionable. Shes just a hot nerd, get over it. Patty Boots, I am looking at you. Don’t give me your defense of oh I like some women in hollywood so I am ok. She isnt in hollywood at all. She is still a fringe performer or whatever. Only the geeks like us who read uproxx and gawker sites and watch g4 really even have a decent idea of who she might be.
Something weird about her face makes me not like her. And she might be sincerely into geeky shit, but the way she plays it up makes her more annoying than unlikable. She spends almost every interview trying to prove that she’s really just “one of the guys” who likes to fuck and play video games.
I’ll always love her for the uncomfortable-as-fuck interview she did on Adam Carolla’s podcast this summer.
This chick is not attractive (at least not from the neck up) and she can’t act. Apparently her only acting “talent” is making ugly faces, which she does almost constantly. And by “making ugly faces” I mean that she manages to make her existing ugly face even uglier. Yuck.
I sense the Munn hate and outrage and I hereby volunteer to #$%k the pandering faker right out of her, yes I will take one for the team, make the sacrifice, do what needs to be done to Munn..
@Stan; what kind of women DO you consider attractive? (maybe I shouldn’ve asked….)
It strikes me as funny that you would talk about one hollywood person and they are pandering fakers or attention whores. This seems like looking at a flock of sheep and saying “look at that one! It has WOOL!” There is that Jessica Biel pandering to MEN again, her and her junk in trunk!
Mixhail; if she did get boob work done, she is guaranteed work on SyFy channel movies for the next 15 years.
I’ve never been a big fan of hers… but this has given me a new respect. I wish I had a woman who would snatch the wine glass out of my mommas hand when I took her home to meet the family.