Paula Abdul returns to television tomorrow as a judge on CBS’s “Live to Dance” (
of journalism, Julie Chen got the opportunity to interview Paula on CBS’s Sunday morning news. What a get!
Here you can see Paula Abdul set the record straight: she’s not stupid, she has a brain, and she’s never been drunk. According to her, she’s just goofy. And I suppose that’s possible. I’d be “goofy” too if I were on more prescription drugs than any human since Michael Jackson. Lithium’s a hell of a drug.
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Paula Abdul’s just happy because today she found her friends in her head
Charlie Sheen chimed in with “I’ve never snorted coke and have always been faithful!”
I say it’s some sort of benzodiazapine type of drug
She’s the Fredo Corleone of music–”I’m smart! Not like everybody says, like, dumb!”
I’m pretty sure she meant to say “I’ve never had a brain in my life”