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The Greatest Line in ‘SVU’ History

Written by Matt Ufford / 01.24.11

Hey, bananas have needs, too. For the victim’s sake, I hope he was sodomized after he got killed. [girlcyborg via juliasegal]

And now we know why I joined the Marines. Arkard looks at seven wartime recruitment posters that skew to the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” crowd. [UPROXX]

I MUST SEE IT. Vince’s enthusiastic review for Elite Squad 2, a Brazilian action flick that’s presently kicking ass at Sundance. [FilmDrunk]

Super XLV: Steelers-Packers. I will now spend the next two weeks dreading the possibility of Ben Roethlisberger winning his third Super Bowl. [With Leather]

David E. Kelley’s ‘Wonder Woman’ gets pilot order at NBC. I’m fine with whoever they get to play Wonder Woman. As long as she has big tits, of course. I thought that went without saying. [Gamma Squad]

Ricky Gervais responds to Golden Globes fallout. Watch video of him on Piers Morgan. On Piers Morgan’s show, I mean. That could’ve been read the wrong way. [BuzzFeed]

Shut up, Judd Apatow. Speaking of Gervais, Judd Apatow defended the honor of Tim Allen and The Tourist while hosting the Producers Guild Awards. [Hollywood Reporter]

Welcome back, ‘Spartacus’! A collection of NSFW GIFs featuring Lucy Lawless’s boobs and lesbian tendencies. [bohemea]

Bad news for ‘Lost’ fans. “Odd Jobs,” the project featuring “Lost” alumni Terry O’Quinn and Michael Emerson, has been delayed until next season. Apparently the script wasn’t finished in a timely fashion. [TV Overmind]

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13 comments
Matt Ufford posted

"The Greatest Line in ‘SVU’ History"

  1. 01.24.11 at 1:34 pm
    catpuncher

    The subject is often the last to know. It was obvious after seeing your rainbow hot pants.

  2. 01.24.11 at 1:40 pm
    Captain Dave

    “Is there a reason why the killer sodomised him with a banana?”

    Orange you glad he didn’t use a cucumber?

    Get it? High fives? Hello?

  3. 01.24.11 at 1:45 pm
    Otto Man

    How can you be sodomized with a banana? It’s soft and squishy.

    Or was it a frozen banana? Dammit, I knew I should’ve demanded all the television rights for my Mr. Bananaraper character.

  4. 01.24.11 at 1:48 pm
    Taco_Jones

    Otto Man, you gotta get rights to the animation. That’s a biggie.

  5. 01.24.11 at 1:52 pm
    Patty Boots

    Aw, I was really looking forward to Odd Jobs. But at least they’re not rushing it.

    *waits for Burnsy*

  6. 01.24.11 at 1:53 pm
    jrkumor

    Because he knew there was always money in the banana stand

  7. 01.24.11 at 2:01 pm
    Upstate Underdog

    Sodomized with a banana gives new meaning to the classic chocolate dipped banana.

  8. 01.24.11 at 2:14 pm
    Tracer Bullet

    Judd Apatow has developed the Bitchassness.

  9. 01.24.11 at 2:29 pm
    Homo Erectus

    I actually think that comment is from “BSU” (Banana Sodomy Unit). It was the one on Logo.

  10. 01.24.11 at 2:31 pm
    Grimey

    Ah, the old “banana in the tailpipe” trick

  11. 01.24.11 at 2:35 pm
    Matt

    +1′s all around. Take the rest of the day off, folks.

  12. 01.24.11 at 2:59 pm
    Enrico Pallazzo

    But the banana in your rectum comes with your choice of toppings! The toppings are also cursed.

  13. 01.24.11 at 4:26 pm
    The Mutt

    Put out an APB on Kirk Cameron!

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