Everything you ever love will be destroyed. Your parents, your dog, your childhood home: everything dies, everything rots and crumbles to dust. So, too, will every happy memory of “The Simpsons” be tainted when you watch this trailer for the “Simpsons” porn parody (below). It’s hard to pinpoint the most sickening factor, but the unearthly yellow tint to the actors’ skin is definitely up there, along with Evan Stone’s McBain making out with a woman and James Deen’s creepily voiced Moe hooking up with Cookie Kwan.
If there’s a silver lining to this, it’s that Fox turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice.
OH DEAR GOD UPDATE: Fleshbot has a very NSFW gallery of some of the scenes. Marge (Andy San Dimas) has blue pubes. Pornography has never turned me on less.