Everything you ever love will be destroyed. Your parents, your dog, your childhood home: everything dies, everything rots and crumbles to dust. So, too, will every happy memory of “The Simpsons” be tainted when you watch this trailer for the “Simpsons” porn parody (below). It’s hard to pinpoint the most sickening factor, but the unearthly yellow tint to the actors’ skin is definitely up there, along with Evan Stone’s McBain making out with a woman and James Deen’s creepily voiced Moe hooking up with Cookie Kwan.
If there’s a silver lining to this, it’s that Fox turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice.
OH DEAR GOD UPDATE: Fleshbot has a very NSFW gallery of some of the scenes. Marge (Andy San Dimas) has blue pubes. Pornography has never turned me on less.
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I may jerk off, but I’m not going to like it.
So I guess Abe Simpson was lying when he said Homer was not a porn star.
The Simpsons porn parody has sucked after the first 7 minutes.
Me: Ugh, this is bad.
Penis: I’m not even going work up the effort to give you a chubby.
…alright fine. I’ll do it.
D’oh!
[Ralph voice]
They taste like burning!
That’s not makeup. They’re just all a bunch of hardcore alcoholics.
Doh’nt go there.
You know, FOX turned into a hard core sex channel so gradually, I didn’t even notice.
This would only work if the sex scenes were narrated by Ralph Wiggum.
“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.”
Cookie Kwan: #1 on the breast side!
I’m talkin’ downtown!
And seriously, if Duff Man doesn’t make an appearance, what’s the point?
Oh god, why?! Why would anyone want this?!
If y’all need me, I’ll be under my desk, crying.
MOE IS WATCHING YOU CRY. AND HE’S MASTURBATING ON YOUR DESK.
If this parody doesn’t feature a riff on blue pubes, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.
Worst Porn Trailer Ever.
Vote Quimby!
I’m not even going to lay a finger on my butterfinger.
Come to Homer’s BBBQ – the extra B is for bukakke
I know Rule 34 and everything… but seriously.
This isn’t even REMOTELY sexy. Even on the fleshbot comments no one is getting behind this.
Worst. Porn parody. Ever.
Bree Olson would like to be punched in the face and hit with a rake in her scene with Groundskeeper Willie.
The only thing we know is that Groundskeeper Willie’s scene was shot between 4 and 5.
It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!
Everyone will feel inadequate when Lou comes in.
You don’t scare me, that could be anyone’s ass!
Do not be alarmed, continue swimming naked…
Ah c’mon… Continuuue… C’mooo – ah, jeez
(Moe walks in on Homer and Marge “snuggling”)
Ah jeez, there’s always a line!
Get off your high horses, people. This porn parody doesn’t rape the memory of the Simpsons any worse than every new episode of the last 10 years.
Executive Producer – Disco Stu?
Is that Dana Carvey playing Flanders?
PaleHos(e) – can’t be Disco Stu because he doesn’t advertise.
Old Gil’s getting poon tonight! Ha cha cha cha hey!
Directed by Steven Speilbergo
WTF is this? The Simpsons don’t have five fingers!
Stupid sexy Flanders!
“We can fuck the right way, the wrong way, or the Max Power way!”
“Isn’t that the wrong way?”
“Yeah, but faster!”
“Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those pubes! Go home, you’re out of the gang bang, for good!”
I was at the pornography store, I was buying pornography.
Flanders actually cracked me up.
I recently saw the most realistic Simpsons parody ever. It’s totally live action and Marge is crazy hot, but i seriously almost crapped my pants when i saw Flanders. Its like they pulled him straight out of the cartoon and made him real… it was posted here Simpsons Parody
I think you’re missing the true silver lining, both The Simpsons and Evan Stone have come together to the world a brand new fetish. Jaundice Porn! My liver is gettin’ sexy just thinkin’ about it!
My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!
Now its Milhouse’s time to shine!
Mr. Plow.
” So, too, will every happy memory of “The Simpsons” be tainted when you watch this trailer for the “Simpsons” porn parody (below).”
The last 10 seasons of The Simpsons have already taken care of that, thank you very much.
I can’t wait to see this on the Top Hat channel.
its nice to see all of these hepatitis infected porn stars have been given an opportunity to work.
Ooooh! Floor pie!
The human wang is a beautiful thing.
A simpsons Porn…lol…is it weird that I actually want to see it?!
what’s Andy San ambitions ? Scandal !