Louis CK: Hilarious (Comedy Central Sunday) – A friend recently brought it to my attention that I say “HA-larious” instead of the correct “hill-arious.” This has shaken me to my core. I hate people who don’t pronounce things correctly… and now I find out I am one?! I feel like Clayton Bigsby. In other news, watch this special or we can’t be friends.
Football (Everywhere, all weekend) – Big football weekend. Two NFL playoff games Saturday AND Sunday, plus some bowl games sprinkled in for flavor. Dee-licious.
Confessions: Animal Hoarding (Animal Planet, Saturday) – Still no episode on Snooki’s impressive collection of crabs? Weak. (*checks “Unnecessary, mean Snooki joke” off to-do list*)
Legally Blonde (TBS, Saturday) – You know, after a couple years of law school, I’m starting to think this movie was full of crap.
Bob’s Burgers (FOX, Sunday) – FOX’s newest addition to their animated line-up. H. Jon Benjamin, the voice of Archer, also voices a character in this show. So I guess what I’m really saying is NEW EPISODES OF ARCHER PLEASE WANT NOW THX BYE.
Undercover Boss (CBS, Sunday) – New rule: If a middle-aged white guy shows up for a manual labor position with a camera crew in tow, just be nice to him. In fact, if anyone shows up with a camera crew, be nice to them. There you go. Problem solved.
William, Kate, & 8 Royal Weddings (TLC, Sunday) – It took me a while to figure out what this was doing on TLC. Then I realized it’s really just a special about inbred hemophiliacs marrying each other. It fits like a glove.
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Do you also say “ree-dick-u-luss”? Judging by how often I see “ridiculous” misspelled on the Web, a lot of people apparently say it that way.
i just sarcastically pronounce it HIGH-larious
Dude – it’s HOMO-philiacs. That’s how my doctor pronounced it when he treated me.
Go Chargers!!!…
I’ve watched the uncensored version twice already (Clocks in at 83 minutes), and it’s terrific.
So, DG was a History major. The hemophiliac and law school references were a dead give-away.
What happened to Reese Witherspoon? She used to be all cute with a nice rack. Now she’s all weird-lookin’ with no tits. I demand answers.
There’s not a law student or actual lawyer alive who doesn’t hate Legally Blonde.
At least in my experience.
@Patty Boots I wish female law students would figure out that being blonde and liking pink doesn’t make you “just like Elle Woods.” Reese Witherspoon isn’t 200-pounds or covered with acne, and she certainly didn’t sleep with me last night.
Hilarious is still pretty good, but I feel like the hour Louis CK put together right after Hilarious is 10 times better. The one where he describes a homeless guy’s dreadlocks as “a knot of hair for every year of his life no one knew his name or cared that he was alive.” Some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen.
Also premiering are Shameless and Episodes. And Downton Abbey. And The Cape. And this is a TV blog…
Vince, where did you see that? Were you there, or is this something we can track down?
Howd you forget The Cape, man? But you list Undercover Boss. For shame.
Are you watching it? The Cape is worse than sitting through a Big Bang Theory marathon. Whoever made this abortion of a show needs to be butchered alive and fed to dogs.
What I am saying is that I would pay to forget I ever knew about The Cape.