A handful of moms and gay men watched 17-year-old Teresa Scanlan of Nebraska get crowned Miss America on Saturday night, but the real star of the show was Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady. Her talent was ventriloquist yodeling. Ventriloquist. Yodeling. It’s surreal to see someone so attractive be so good at something so weird. I think I’m actually a little aroused by this. Of course, I’ve always had a thing for puppets.
[Vulture]
TAGS: MISS AMERICA
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She would have scored better yodeling a countdown of the days left until Teresa’s 18th birthday.
I love how the camera man keeps doing close ups on the fucking puppets faces, sometimes when they weren’t even “talking”.
This was all a ploy for her to become the next spokeswoman for Ricola.
Tig won’t be happy at this.
She’s the one in the middle then?
Inevitable comment 3 seconds into sex: “Your lips are moving.”
That was the darkest-skinned person I’ve ever seen yodel.
Gabbo wants to contact this hot piece of sex immediately.
Pants!
Fuck it, that was bad ass!
The one on the right was REALLY good.
OMG! The world is coming to an end!