NCIS (CBS) — Bob Newhart guest stars. Whoa whoa whoa. An old person? On CBS? Am I reading this right?
White Collar (USA) — Winter premiere. The people who tell me I should watch “White Collar” have to be some of the most bored people in America. “You should watch it. It’s actually pretty good for what it is.” Oh, what a tantalizing description! Sign me up to spend an hour watching this blandly handsome white man!
Life Unexpected (CW) — Series finale. Calling it a “series finale” is a nice way of saying “no one watched it for two seasons and it’s not getting renewed.”
Parenthood (NBC) — Dax Shepard was on “Conan” last night. Dax Shepard should never be on anything ever.
Southland (TNT) — I gave this a shot for the first time since it started airing on TNT, and you know what? I actually kind of enjoyed it. It’s not as formulaic as most cop shows, and I like the way that it’s shot. Or maybe I just have a crush on Ryan from “The O.C.” Who can say?
Bizarre Food with Andrew Zimmern (Travel) — Season premiere. I don’t think I’ve ever said anything about this show except some variation of “Andrew Zimmern eats genitals.” But seriously, that dude eats a lot of genitals.
Yeesh. That’s a pretty boring night, so here’s a dog walking three other dogs:
[Telegraph UK, as seen on my tumblr]
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Matt, have you seen this? Whiskey in a can? Whiskey in a can.
[gizmodo.com]
I see everything on the Internet, Taco.
Somebody has to eat the genitals. Where would they put them all?
bob newhart is best friends with Don rickles. there is no greater seal of approval in my mind as to a person’s validity.
The Pioneers of Television is on PBS tonight. Its been a pretty good series thus far, and tonight they focus on sci-fi. That’s right, PBS + Sci-fi…its a combination of nerd-dom that threatens to tear a hole in the space-time continuum.
You’re missing out on Lights Out. By far the best thing on on this abortion of a TV viewing night.
Fuck Dax Shepard. He gets Kristen Bell to share his bed. She belongs to me!
Whiskey in a can… I needs it, my precious.
I was impressed by dog walking dogs right up until “whiskey in a can”. Now I can think of nothing else. I know it is probably horrible AND a terrible idea, but I want it, even though I know I shouldn’t.
Other than the stupid porkpie hat, I didn’t hate Dax last night. But I’m a sucker for stories about Thai ladyboys.
Ugh, porkpie hats. You might as well wear a sign around your neck asking to be punched in the face.
@Aeyo’s Cot: Your mom can show where all the genitals get put.
Whiskey in a can sounds like something that would be in the running for first prize at Springfield’s Wine Tasting Festival. As in: Chateau Grande-Brulure had definition, polish, and a magnificent bouquet, but Whiskey in a Can had whiskey in a can.
/let’s just say Chateau Grand-Brulure moved me…TO UN PLUS GRAND CHATEAU.
//said loud part quiet and quiet part loud.
cbs really has their finger on the pulse on…CLEAR!…there it goes…on who’s a hot entertainer in 2011.
Jameson drink box > whisky in a can
Powdered whisky FTW. I assume it’s how astronauts drink.
Whiskey in a can? Sweet Dee had it right the first time with “wine in a can.”
Dax Shepard ruins everything he touches.