I’ve watched this video eight times now, and I’m still nowhere close to figuring out what Serene Branson of LA’s CBS 2 News is even trying to say in this Grammys report from last night (via @
[Kim] Baldonado [of LA's NBC 4] also noted via Twitter that despite a report from London’s Daily Telegraph that she was hospitalized, Branson may have merely been checked by EMT personnel and sent home with a friend. [NYDN]
Yikes, I hope she’s okay. I’d feel terrible about laughing at a stroke victim. Well, maybe not “terrible.” But I’d at least feel guilty until I got up to make a sandwich.
Longer version of the video (minus laughter and with better sound) is below:
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She’s just trying to summon Jambi. Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho.
Pootie Tang sees nothing wrong with this.
i love this website.
Dr. House thinks it might be Lupus
Her words seem perfectly cromulent to me.
Someone totally slipped some lemon extract in her Fiji water before that.
She’s either speaking in tongues or has a mouth full of novocaine.
@jrkumor – It’s never lupus.
Not the worst thing outta Branson at the Grammys. Amiright Lady Antebellum?
Perhaps I can help – I speak jive.
Sounds like she’s been taking “elecueshun” lessons from Emmitt Smith.
Mekka lekka hi, mekka _chonny_ hoe….
I ran what she said through the Mushmouth translator and it actually crashed the damn thing.
“I’m going to need a few more. More, like a whole box more, and the villabouts of the wheran Kelly.”
“You mean ‘the whereabouts of the villain Killface’,”
“Did I just say ‘the villabouts of the wheran Kelly?’”
“Yep,”
“‘Cause I think I’ve been doing that a lot lately. I wonder if it’s a tumor.”
“I know a good cancer doctor.”
+1 Tim. Nice.
Mrs. Farthammer is a nurse in a Stroke & Telemetry unit and as soon as she saw the video she said “It sounded like she had a mini-stroke right there.”
So there is a chance we are all bad people. Which we already knew.
I’ve played that backwards and I believe she was saying, “Bieber is the devil. Bieber is the devil.”
Yvan eht nioj
wasn’t this a skit from In Living Color called ‘booked on phonics”
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I don’t think this is funny. I hate to think about what we’re going to be reading about her in 6 weeks if she’s not cleared by a neurosurgeon/neurologist.
I can’t see the video but I can attest that new mothers cannot articulate speech. Is she? Otherwise I too feel it’s serious.
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!
Poor girl. I hope she is OK, but what the heck happened to her?
Stop laughing, you bastards. The look of terror in her eyes crushed my heart.
I read that she didn’t go to the hospital, just got checked out by some paramedics.
WRONG!!!
If you ever see anything like that happen to someone, take them to the hospital!!! Right now!!!!
Thats not terror.
That’s her shitty ass make-up.
You are all assholes.