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Written by Matt Ufford / 02.01.11

Here’s Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould of “Modern Family” making their SAG Awards high-five after winning for Best Ensemble in a comedy. At least, I hope they’re high-fiving. As a general rule, naked dudes shouldn’t high-five, but the SAG Award statuette has such a tiny penis that I suppose I can look past the infraction.

Seriously, look at it. It’s not even fair to call it a penis. It’s more of an overgrown Ken doll bulge. Not that mine’s ever been called that. Seriously. *runs out of room crying*

(Those penises wouldn’t be so small if Sarah Hyland was in the picture, gnome sayin’?)

[apsies via lizlemon and BuzzFeed]

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Matt Ufford posted

"Aww, This Is Cute"

  1. 02.01.11 at 1:33 pm
    MannySucks

    Why can’t Manny just die from a heart attack already??

    It would make Modern Family much more enjoyable

  2. 02.01.11 at 1:39 pm
    chazz_goodtimes

    wow- I was going to say that his post reminded me that Manny’s shtick is getting old and its nice to see him, or at least the actor who plays him being an actual kid but I’m going to go ahead and let ‘Mannysucks’ take the brunt of the internet rage.

  3. 02.01.11 at 1:42 pm
    PamsRack

    So, are they going to mail those to the cast for Community or Parks and Rec?

  4. 02.01.11 at 1:42 pm
    Vince Mancini

    I like Manny. The other kid, on the other hand, is fucking terrible. That kid can’t even drink milk convincingly.

  5. 02.01.11 at 1:43 pm
    Jeteyes

    Cute, yes. Weakest 2 parts of an otherwise outstanding show? Also yes.

  6. 02.01.11 at 1:44 pm
    Patty Boots

    I don’t dislike Manny, but Luke is easily the best kid character. His scenes with Phil are always priceless.

    And, yes, this photo is so adorable that it makes my heart hurt.

  7. 02.01.11 at 1:46 pm
    Watanabex

    the Middle > modern family, there I said it, you just can’t go wrong with Jan Itor as the dad

  8. 02.01.11 at 1:46 pm
    Kid Presentable

    Similar to Hulu, the JUST KIDDING I HAVE A GIANT WANG tag doesn’t work in Asian countries.

  9. 02.01.11 at 1:48 pm
    Patty Boots

    Dammit, Vince, don’t make me fight you.

  10. 02.01.11 at 1:48 pm
    Mel Got Served

    Let’s hope these kids get a case of the Gary Colemans because all of them are a year away from a really creepy puberty.

  11. 02.01.11 at 2:13 pm
    FunkyWarmMedina

    I can’t believe they just won’t let Manny grow out his mustache.

  12. 02.01.11 at 2:14 pm
    Smegga

    @Watanabex – You prefer Patricia Heaton over Sofia Vergara and Julie Bowen and Sarah Hyland?

    *Snickers*

    I dislike Rico because he earns more than Sofia and Bowen. He’s a kid!

  13. 02.01.11 at 2:28 pm
    Danger Guerrero

    Yo fuck you Vince. Luke is my dude. I will fight you over this.

  14. 02.01.11 at 3:05 pm
    Lenny

    You use El Shrinko too?

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