Here’s Rico Rodriguez and Nolan Gould of “Modern Family” making their SAG Awards high-five after winning for Best Ensemble in a comedy. At least, I hope they’re high-fiving. As a general rule, naked dudes shouldn’t high-five, but the SAG Award statuette has such a tiny penis that I suppose I can look past the infraction.
Seriously, look at it. It’s not even fair to call it a penis. It’s more of an overgrown Ken doll bulge. Not that mine’s ever been called that. Seriously. *runs out of room crying*
(Those penises wouldn’t be so small if Sarah Hyland was in the picture, gnome sayin’?)