I don’t know who, exactly, would sit through three-plus hours of the Oscars, then watch the local news, THEN stay tuned for a late-night show on a Sunday night, but anyone who did was treated to a star-studded episode of “Jimmy 
Kimmel Live.” Specifically, Kimmel did a spoof of a workout infomercial called “humpilates” (like pilates, but with humping hahaha) that featured Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Kelly Ripa, Emily Blunt, Eva Longoria, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsay Lohan. It’s kind of like last year’s “Handsome Men’s Club” sketch, minus the laughs.
Anyway, the whole 7-minute video is below, and I watched it all because I enjoy staring at women in exercise clothes. Aside from that, there are a couple highlights: ScarJo is particularly funny, Jessica Biel’s frantic humping is good for a laugh, and of course I mentioned the women in spandex. Other than that, it’s pretty much a lousy “SNL” sketch with famous beautiful actresses and Kelly Ripa.
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I would’ve bet the farm that you would bag on Lohan and before I know it BAM! You bag on Ripa! You truly are a man of mystery, Ufford.
When will someone tell ScarJo the awful truth that she is a comic actress so she can stop torturing people in drama/action films?
Jessica Biel looks… committed. There’s that anyways.
this is all kinds of terrible but i felt obligated to keep watching it. what can i say? im a sucker for violent humping.
Why the hell did ScarJo get that stupid tattoo that looks like a weeping sore on an eighty year old dementia patient?
Was there supposed to be sound w/ that video? And what happened to my pants?
I watch EVERYTHING with Minka Kelly… I even watched Jimmy Fallon a couple of weeks ago to catch a glimpse of perfection… I did not turn JK on though. Fuck that guy. I will watch this clip though.
Thank the heavens for warming glow.
Also, Jessica Biel and Minka were the most into it…
Biel made me laguh.
Minka just made me imagine that’s how lousy Jeter pounds her every night… pshhhh… what a chump.
Watching with no sound makes it more enjoyable
The GIFs for this can’t come soon enough…and neither can I.
The writeup for this video was impeccable; I never thought I’d see myself say that a video based around women humping things would last too long, but here we are. I have to wonder how they settled on Alba as the one who actually had to cry. I can’t really think of a worse selection from that group.
@ La Schmoove
Have you witnessed Marine Corps WAGS first hand? It’s like a contest to see who can marry the trashiest woman. Lindsey Lohan would be like Helen of Troy on Camp Lejeune. There’s no way Uff chooses Ripa over her.
SF
Did I just see Jessica Alba act the shit out of all their asses? Is this backwards day?
Wait, it’s just the glue I’m huffing.
I found this more entertaining than the overrated handsome men’s club sketch which was a painful reminder of how unfunny Kimmel is. Plus, any video whether its funny or not that features the most beautiful women in Hollywood today raping the hell out of excerise balls is number 1 in my book.
I wonder what they did with the balls after they were finished filming this sketch. Because I think I might like to buy one of them.
My boner will not go away.