Open Call for Charlie Sheen Memes

Well folks, it’s pretty obvious that we’re not going to get any stories that are better than Charlie Sheen’s cocaine-fueled delusions of grandeur, so let’s bask in this. FilmDrunk has already gotten a head start on making Photoshops that use Sheen’s crazy quotes, so let’s join in the fun and waste the rest of our Friday looking for pictures of Vatican assassins.

In case you need a refresher course:

“I’m freakin’ bayonets. I’m battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

“I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

“I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.”

“What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to is winning.”

“I cured it with my brain, with my mind.”

Leave your submissions in the comments (or email them to me), and I’ll compile the best ones over the weekend for a post on Monday. Get to work, you gnarly gnarlingtons.

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