Today’s horribly scarring out-of-context reality show clip (video below) comes from “Top Chef,” where guest judge Paula Deen expresses what she loves about eating shrimp:
“Oh my goodness, I got so excited. I love heads on shrimp, because I know I’m gonna be suckin’ that head.”
Is it juvenile to make this a double entendre? Yes, absolutely — but I have no other way of looking at the world. And in this case, my immaturity is its own punishment, because imagining Paula Deen performing fellatio gives me the creeps. I seriously just shivered and shuddered thinking about it. Oh God, and now I just pictured her shrimping! Excuse me, I’m going to go drink some bleach and scrub myself with steel wool.
