I don’t have any real reason to post the video of Moet & Chandon’s new commercials with Scarlett Johansson except I enjoy champagne and looking at Scarlett Johansson. It’s not exactly newsworthy, but that’s what’s great about being your own editor: newsworthy stuff can go suck a lemon while you look at hot chicks. <3 U so much, Internet.

For entertainment purposes, here’s a snippet of the news release, via Pursuitist:
Revisiting Moët & Chandon’s original advertising campaign that introduced Scarlett Johansson as the brand’s first celebrity ambassador, [Tim] Walker’s new photographs bring to life the rich heritage and savoir-faire of the world’s leading champagne.
“Moët & Chandon, the most loved champagne since 1743, is a universal symbol of joie de vivre and success. This new campaign highlights a return to the immutable elegance and glamour that are inherent to both Moët and Scarlett” said Moët & Chandon President & CEO Daniel Lalonde.
Translation: “We dressed up Scarlett real purty and took pictures at a mansion.”
While I’m on the subject of unattainable women selling products on TV, here’s Kelly Brook’s new spot for LYNX, which is the British word for AXE (via AdRants).
It’s a pretty stupid ad, but, you know… tits.




They really should combine the two spots. Tits and champagne go so well together
How dare the guy wearing a Punisher t-shirt not be worthy.
My only complaint with the Lynx commercial is they only show about 1.5 seconds (:34 second mark, freeze frame it and enjoy) of the brunette in black thigh highs and lingerie. Bullshit, man.
Haven’t seen this stuff referenced since Freddie Mercury was still alive.
Scarlett’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, Gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
@UU: the brunette in the thigh highs is also Kelly Brook (one of the stars of Piranha 3D, which is an instant-classic because she’s in it). I agree, it’s borderline criminal that they didn’t have more shots in the ad of her dressed like that, but at least there’s plenty of similar (and better) pictures of her all over the interwebs.
In completely unrelated news, where can I purchase LYNX? It’s the last ingredient I need for Kelly to finally fall for me.
Also, I’ve got something classy for ScarJo to pop the cork on right here.
/grabs genitals, shakes cock obnoxiously in direction of screen showing Moet commercial
That harpsichord jam in the last Scarlett commercial is a banger. Totally going to crank that shit in my buggy later.
@Mo–second the harpsichord love. Next time I attend a foppish soiree at Versailles I’m going to be sporting wood from the music alone.
Surprised all the Lynx chicks are white, since Angel is a pretty Mexican name.
I wish I was the lucky guy who got to pop her champagne.
note how they never show Scarlett’s awful, unattractive arm tattoo.
I CAME
How is this commercial not included in the sexy fun??
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