Joan Rivers and her daughter Melissa have a reality show on WEtv. I didn’t know this because I’m barely aware that WEtv exists. Unfortunately, I was made aware of the show’s existence because Joan tried to take pictures of Melissa showering. The Daily Mail says:
In the show Melissa is asked to do some naked photos by Joe Francis, the creator of the adult video series Girls Gone Wild. For some reason Joan appears very keen for Melissa to take part, saying she is ‘determined to make it happen’.
Yes, “for some reason.” Like, say, the show’s producers needed a story line.
In an apparent bid to persuade her, Joan breaks into the bathroom and starts snapping away on her mobile phone.
There’s video below, and I won’t lie: it’s pretty sexy, assuming you’re into blatantly scripted reality TV scenes in which septuagenarian women snap nude photos of their 43-year-old daughters in the shower. How can you not be into that? What are you, some kind of prude?
“My breasts… I can nurse China from my bedroom.” Thanks, Joan.
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…assuming you’re into blatantly scripted reality TV scenes in which septuagenarian women snap nude photos of their 43-year-old daughters in the shower
Pfft…maybe if it was on Showtime.
I was hoping her mom was going to catch her shaving something other than her legs.
is it too much to ask for to have her walk in while Melissa is riding a monkey rocker?
ehh… I’d hit it… with a shovel
Three depressing posts in a row, all depressing in a unique way.
Someone please buy Joan & Melissa a one way ticket to Egypt
So Melissa sees her mother and a camera crew come into the bathroom and only covers her breasts?
Fake! Whenever I break into someone’s bathroom, the women always cover up their vaginas first, it’s instinct.
So her mom & a camera crew break into her bathroom and she only looks at and yells at her mom? She never even acknowledges the camera crew. Fake (as Joan’s face)
Usually when I watch this stuff….the second woman drops her bathrobe, enters the shower, and they BOTH wash each other’s boobs…..
OMG! My Mother would NEVER Do anything like that to her kids!! No real mother would! The Kardashians and Joan Rivers are beyond insane!! Who the heck does that knowing that camera crews are there and with the internet in existence..that these photos can go global in a second! Didn’t she just break a sexting law? Crazy crap! People are so lost these days..think they’re found but more lost than they can imagine. I’d a beat the crap out of her and the kardashians too. Sisters are not supposed to play with each other that way. Kardashians brother sees his sisters nude all the time. Crazy!
Holy crap, Amille. “I’d beat the crap out of her and the kardashians too.” You would really assault them if you had the opportunity? And supposedly they’re the crazy ones and you’re the sane one?