As evidenced by Ken Jennings's witty repartee with Internet geeks, Reddit's "Ask Me Anything" forums have become increasingly newsworthy in recent weeks. Yesterday, a staffer for "Tosh.0" published the banner image here as an AMA. It was a funny twist: Daniel Tosh, obviously knowing that white signboards are an invitation for Photoshop mockery, made himself a target to some of the savviest and smartest web users on the internet, and the Redditors happily played along by taking his bait. (Well, many played along; several bleeding gashes complained that Tosh snubbed their precious Valhalla of information-sharing.)
The entire thread is here, but I've saved you some time (and whining from Reddit users) by compiling the best Photoshops on the following pages -- and I even put them in a nice, progressive order. Be sure to leave some jokes in the comments so that Tosh can use them on his show.
There were a lot of ones like these. "Sorry Reddit, I don't want anal", etc.
Monster!
Not particularly creative, but certainly effective.
One user took advantage of the date signature on the sign.
But he foresaw the Sendai earthquake! He could have saved so many lives!
Ouch.
Why does he need a sign for that? Everyone loves tacos.
There were plenty of drawings, too -- most of which were better than the lettered signs.
How come I censored this drawing but not the previous one? Because the last one was ART, dammit! (uncensored here)
That explains the racist jokes.
This might be my favorite one. Someone noticed that the Tupperware container to Tosh's left appeared to be filled with pot, and gangsta-fied the picture suitably.
Superman II FTW.
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I fucking love this. Also tacos.
Shit, that last one wins. I think I blew out a tonsil trying to stifle that laugh.
Great, thanks for breaking this down to the good stuff. Reddit threads are so painful to go through.
Shhhhhh! Don’t make the Redditors angry.
The infinite Tosh is phenomenal. Well played.
Anyone else expecting them to be funnier? I laugh more at Matt’s random lobster doggings.
Make your own: http://www.toshsaid.com
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Well played, Grits. The corgis are on the main page now.
Even in a bikini Tosh is not as hot a Phoebe Cates.
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God I wish I knew who did his hair transplant.
I knew Tosh was the demon offspring of Bob Saget. But Kilborn? That must be where the douche comes from.
/huge Tosh fan
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Disregard the typo. Goddamnit
Is that a tupperware container of weed on his desk in the original? Because it looks a lot like mine.
Corgis: the bad sie:
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No I didn’t mean “bad side” I meant “bad sie”, being:
Pronoun: sie; third person singular, gender neutral, nominative case (accusative and possessive hir, possessive hirs, reflexive hirself)
Superman was epic, he’d probably just keeping asking it to tell him about Jenny though. Clever girl.
Nice try Moose, we all know you were using the second definition:
sie third person singular, gender neutral, nominative case (accusative and possessive hir, possessive hirs, reflexive hirself)
1.(Internet) A gender-neutral pronoun: he or she.
2.(personal) (furry fandom) A hermaphrodite person.
F@CK TOSH!!! No really he;s kinda hot
Nice idea for an article… loved it!
God damn, I can’t believe what a shitty little office someone of Tosh’s status has. Come on Comedy Central give that poor bastard a window with a view other than the copy machine and the women’s bathroom.
Come on Comedy Central give that poor bastard a window with a view other than…the women’s bathroom.
That’s why Tosh specifically requested that office.