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Ha Ha, She Said ‘Pea-ness’

Written by Matt Ufford / 03.07.11

Here’s a clip from an episode of “Iron Chef” where the starring ingredient was peas. So many peas in all the dishes. Pea salad, pea sides, pea soups. There’s a lot of peaness, you might say. And who doesn’t like a whole lot of peaness? When you’re hungry for peaness, there’s just nothing else that can satisfy you. Except maybe a nice coq au vin. Or perhaps spotted dick. I’M TALKING ABOUT FOOD, PEOPLE.

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Matt Ufford posted

"Ha Ha, She Said ‘Pea-ness’"

  1. 03.07.11 at 11:41 am
    wehavehair

    /waits for English Glo-Mo to make a bangers & mash joke

  2. 03.07.11 at 11:41 am
    ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

    If you use your peaness too much, you’ll end up with spotted dick.

  3. 03.07.11 at 11:41 am
    Upstate Underdog

    O-kay, who’d like a banger in the mouth?

    Right, I forgot, here in the States, we call it a *sausage* in the mouth.

  4. 03.07.11 at 11:47 am
    PamsRack

    No… its just called a sausage

  5. 03.07.11 at 11:49 am
    Danger Guerrero

    “There’s much penis going on here” would be a pretty good episode description of every show Andrew Zimmern has even been on.

  6. 03.07.11 at 11:53 am
    Smegga

    @wehavehair – Damn it man!

  7. 03.07.11 at 12:00 pm
    Danger Guerrero

    Cooking tip: Every once in a while, try putting much pea-ness into fish tacos. It’s a real treat.

  8. 03.07.11 at 12:22 pm
    suckhole

    HOLY SHIT, I FELL ASLEEP AT WORK AND TIME-TRAVELED BACK TO 2384732490880924389258905278431789498Q3U2823U840129J YEARS AGO WHEN THIS HAPPENED!

    Was that a Q in there?

  9. 03.07.11 at 1:28 pm
    mattyboombatty

    Something tells me that as much peaness as that chick’s gotten since she was 30lbs thinner and Christina Ricci was 30 lbs heavier.

  10. 03.07.11 at 1:29 pm
    Watanabex

    they also did this in animaniacs where Brain as Orson Welles was doing the frozen peas commercial

  11. 03.07.11 at 1:53 pm
    Monte

    ROSSSSSSSSSEBUD

    [www.youtube.com]

  12. 03.07.11 at 1:54 pm
    Bob Dobalina

    @Watanabex That wasn’t Animaniacs. That was The Critic.

  13. 03.07.11 at 2:11 pm
    BossGalaga

    Hannah Storm just about choked on that peaness.

  14. 03.07.11 at 3:35 pm
    Sous Chef Gerard

    Hannah Storm is such a harlot for laughing at that pea-ness joke. I bet she sucks off hobos at the VFW for rent money.

    - Kornheiser

  15. 03.07.11 at 4:45 pm
    dachshund

    @Sous Chef Gerard: hahahahaha awesome reference! But it wasn’t rent money it was shoe money

  16. 03.07.11 at 8:16 pm
    Moose

    I just keep watching the Hannah Storm part over and over….

    and over…

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