Great news, everybody! Guy Fieri’s $200,000 Lamborhini was stolen! Oh man, I hope he didn’t have insurance.
Fieri, who lives in Santa Rosa, could not be reached for comment. And managers of the Bentley, Lamborghini, Lotus dealership on Van Ness Avenue where the chef’s prized ride was until Tuesday, were pointedly not saying much…
This much was clear, though. Sometime in the wee hours of Tuesday, a thief climbed up to the roof of the dealership, attached a climbing rope, and then rappelled into the showroom, investigators said.
He – or she – then cut the lock to the dealership’s garage door and drove off with Fieri’s car. [SF Gate]
Fieri, of course, can still drive around in his gaudily monstrous “I have a tiny penis” truck, but I’m just content knowing that something crappy happened to him. The only way I could only be happier is if his vacation house burned down. With him inside.
Oh, come on! It’s not that bad. He’d die of smoke inhalation, not immolation. Not that I’ve given it much thought.
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I know one guy with a Lamborhini, he is douchebag ex-heroin addict who got all his money from his parents. The fact that Fieri also owns one confirms my theory that only d-bags drive those cars.
Are you sure this isn’t how he chose to pick it up?
Oh Matt. I love it when you speak my words for me.
I don’t use the word “hero” very often, but this car thief is the greatest hero in American history.
a fat obnoxious guy who cant cook who works on food network had a 200k car. fuck.
Whoa, I didn’t know that place had Guy Fieri’s car. Frotcast Brendan lives a block from there. We would’ve vandalized it way earlier had we known.
Quote from a Fieri fan I overheard at lunch the other day: “Man, that guy can pound some sandwich.”
Did anyone check the local drive thru?
@mfillmore, or the local Applebee’s
Shithead. Too bad he has a garage full, I’d love to see his fat ass walk.
What a bunch of pathetic losers who are so happy over a successful persons loss. I find it interesting at best and a minor inconviemence for him.
who obviously has insurance and the dealership does if he didn’t. But to be gleeful at someone else’s problems is a sad statement for each of you. and to wish him death? Say’s alot about the depth of your self loathing. Get help, a balanced person wouldn’t care at all or may feel a slight regret for another but that’s it. It defines loser.