I’d like to apologize: there are real TV news stories for me to cover, but right now I’m obsessed with the annoying but
addictive “pirate virus” song from last week’s episode of “Archer” (S2E6, “Tragical History”). This tune has been stuck in my head for eight days now, and I’m hoping that I can shake it by overexposing myself to it and sharing it with other people. (In case you didn’t see the episode, I’ve provided a handy 57-minute version of the song above. It’s my goal to get through all 57 minutes by the end of the day; at present, I’m 1:42 into it and nearing the brink of madness.)
I’ve also downloaded the ringtone, and I’m tempted to put my phone number online just so people can call me all day. Hunch hunch! What what! Buh boh!



Dammit Pam!
it wasn’t me that time!
Who am I? Elisha Otis?
I just wanted to see if it was still playing!
fuck fuck fuck fuck…. i just got that fucking song out of my head on the way to work this morning and now this.
Damn you Matt! Damn you to hell!
what, what!
Amazingly it just gets funnier as the video goes on.
@Burnsy- was that after the second bong rip or third?
Easier to listen to than that shitty song from that Jessie J video posted here the other day.
If they’ll play this on the Jumbotron at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game, I might actually go to a game this year
I’m never putting my phone on vibrate again. Sorry, coworkers and fellow funeral patrons.
Wow, I made it 21 seconds, 1:42 is like the Iron Man Triathlon of watching that.
I want to default on my student loan again just so the creditors call me non-stop.
It’s gonna take fifty feet of kelp tape to floss this out of my brain.
this is entirely appropriate: pirates are pretty good swimmers
If even ONE person i knew would get the joke I’d absolutely do the ringtone. It would be worth it. Alas…
looks like I’m never answering the phone again.
2:38 and my life has been changed forever. buh bo.
I thought it was “Hush, Hush”
Goodbye Stella theme song, hello Archer pirate virus!
I love this.
My new Screensaver
I had the Star Wars A Capella in my brain for about a month awhile back. Thanks a lot btw.
Good luck!