Although MTV has yet to officially pick it up, there’s been a lot of buzz on the internet about “K-Town,” the reality show modeled after “Jersey Shore” that focuses on a group of hard-partying Korean-Americans in Los Angeles. Below is the newly-released “sizzle reel,” which — if my Hollywood jargon is correct — is somewhere between a teaser and a trailer. And it’s truly a delight.
The clip starts with all the statistics about how Asian-Americans are the “perfect” minority — they’re better educated than the average American, earn more money, make sexier porn, are better violin players, etc. — and then *RECORD SCRATCH*! Cut to: sexy Asian girl grinding on another girl! Ripped abs! Underwear! Girls making out! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS! It really is like “Jersey Shore” — except the people are attractive and have college degrees.
Video via BuzzFeed. And in case you missed it, here’s the cast reel that was made from the audition tapes:
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They had me at asian chicks making out…. wait no I can just watch that in the porn tubes.
I just puked in my mouth a little.
This made me smire.
Hot Asian girls making out? I hope their names are Young Ho and Tung Mi.
Our civilization is officially fucked.
I must watch this.
It’s my new favorite porn. SHOW! Favorite TV show.
Taking some liberties with the ol’ “black bar”, are we?
A video with sexy asians and NO ONE thinks to put on “Me So Horny”?! Who’s minding the store here?
Not one shot of an Civic with an florescent paint job and a giant ugly spoiler on the back? FAKE!
Are we sure Joey isn’t Hines Ward?
This show will make me feel better about my penis size.
How the hell did Geordi LaForge become Asian?
Are we sure Joey isn’t Hines Ward?
Definitely expected it to say “Hines” for him. Especially after they showed him counting to six. No really, go back and watch it.
Violet is getting married soon. To me.
Something tells me my (Korean) wife will be very mad at me if I watch this show. Yanking it while watching the sizzle reel is probably okay, though.
But how would your American wife feel?
Dis show not last long time roundeye! It numba ten-tousand!
/solly, sorry, SORRY, the is all because of Hines Ward and his cowboy outfit.
NO! NO! and NO! Don’t reveal the secret shame!
Don’t worry. This will never get picked up. They’ve been shopping it for over a year.
So, is their “job” going to be working at a Salvadorean pupuseria or a Mexican restaurant? Because there sure as fuck ain’t any t-shirt shops around K-town.