Morning links, everybody. Click on ‘em so’s us bloggers can eat.
Know your mascots: Appalachian League. Part 2 in With Leather’s series from Brandon Stroud. All you really need to know is “Appalachia” plus “mascots.” [With Leather]
Five Laws That Run the Internet. The supremacy of boobs and cats gets its due. [Uproxx]
Sports fans should stick to drinking beer. Fifty unusual examples of fan art that probably shouldn’t have been made. [With Leather]
Good news and bad news. The good news is that Stephen King finished another Dark Tower book. The bad news is he can’t un-write himself out of the last one. [Gamma Squad]
Woo-hoo! Gambling! Fill out a bracket and face off against other Uproxx readers in our NCAA tourney challenge. [KSK]
Will Kanye Be at SXSW? Short answer: yes. [Smoking Section]
The first trailer for Bad Robot’s Super 8. It looks way better than The Blair Godzilla Project. [FilmDrunk]
(images via A Unicorn Monster and Bunny Food)
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Gahhh so cute, and I bet he brings you your slippers and diabetus meds without your having to ask.
Didn’t that dog used to sweep up at the end of “Fractured Fairy Tales” on The Bullwinkle and Rocky show?
that is a dapper mother fucker right there.
Galactus…on a dog…a dog…with a mustache…where am I
Did Sam Elliott invoke the wrath of an old gypsy woman?
Gaaa! I need it in my life! Oh my word what kind of dog is that? (besides the awesome kind)
Seriously, I must know. What breed of dog?
I found out, it’s a toy pomeranian. Now it’s time to go get myself a mustachioed puppy….