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Oh No She Di-in’t! Da Mad Real Houzwives of Hip Hop, Yo

Written by Matt Ufford / 03.10.11

YES. The hate that I have for all of Bravo’s “Real Housewives” is now matched by my love for VH1′s “Love and Hip Hop,” which premieres next Monday. 

None of the women are actually married to rappers but are in various stages of unofficial commitment and divorce. Some of the women featured on the show are Emily Bustamante, Fabolous’ stylist/baby mama, Mashonda, ex-wife of Swizz Beatz (now married to Alicia Keys), and Chrissy Lampkin, longtime girlfriend of Jim Jones.

Aw, poor Mashonda. Her ex-husband traded up for one of the hottest, most talented women in hip hop, and she’s still Mashonda.

There’s plenty to love in the trailer below: catfights galore — not those weak-ass white-girl catfights, either — big boobs, and a lot of talk about TEH HAT0RZ. It’s everything that the “Real Housewives” should be.

[via Vulture]

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Matt Ufford posted

"Oh No She Di-in’t! Da Mad Real Houzwives of Hip Hop, Yo"

  1. 03.10.11 at 5:48 pm
    Josh

    This is a Tyler Perry comedy, right? And they just didn’t show Madea in the trailer?

  2. 03.10.11 at 7:36 pm
    Just some guy

    Is that Jim Jones’ mom?

  3. 03.10.11 at 8:35 pm
    The Bullet Fedora

    Anyone else think that the chick with the raspy voice reminds them of Flava Flav? Just me?

  4. 03.11.11 at 1:55 am
    wilfred

    you know what, matt? if you don’t want readers from outside of the USA, FUCK YEAH! then just tell us to fuck off and save us from having to wonder just what the videos contains, like some poor kid peering through the sweetshop window at the fat american kidz eating all the sweets(candy.)

  5. 03.11.11 at 2:00 am
    wilfred

    anD another thing – i don’t have to read your blog, you know? there are countless other tv blogs out there, but i choose to bestow your humble offering with my patronage. it’s about time you started showing me some GOD DAMN RESPECT!

  6. 03.11.11 at 8:22 am
    poonTASTIC

    Wilfred, don’t you know that us Americans don’t show other countries or their citizens respect?

    Ex. Have you ever seen an American try to talk to a foreigner that speaks a different language? Instead of realizing he/she doesn’t understand us, we just talk slower and LOUDER. In our minds, if you don’t speak English, you must be retarded, so we’ll talk to you like you are.

  7. 03.11.11 at 9:47 am
    Matt

    Wilfred: You can follow the Jezebel link; they have a different video player that should work for you.

    Next time, try to be less of a whiny bitch, okay?

  8. 03.11.11 at 1:57 pm
    MenaceIISobriety

    real talk, though: SKEET SKEET SKEET

  9. 03.11.11 at 2:20 pm
    seanmack

    what the fuck?! these bitches tripping

  10. 03.11.11 at 6:42 pm
    wilfred

    “Next time, try to be less of a whiny bitch, okay?”

    man, you sound just like my mum.

  11. 03.12.11 at 3:53 am
    SousChefGerard

    So you mom is a cunt who knows what is best for you?

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