Here are the first pictures of Adrianne Palicki working on the set of the new "Wonder Woman" series, and SPOILER ALERT: Wonder Woman is going to be running! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Aw, man! Why'd you have to spoil it for me? I was enjoying thinking about the different ways she might chase criminals -- walking quickly, riding a Segway, flying her invisible jet -- but now the show is ruined for me!" But that's just how I roll. I'm not afraid to ruffle some feathers when it comes to revealing TV's most closely guarded secrets.
Anyway, the ensuing pictures don't exactly make Wonder Woman look very cool -- Palicki looks too hard like she's trying to do Harrison Ford's signature angry run -- but to be fair, not many people look cool in still pictures snapped during mid-run. I'm sure if you made a flip book of these photos and got an approximation of Palicki's boobs jiggling, you might be more inclined to watch "Wonder Woman." Of course, some short-shorts would also help, and I'd also recommend a bustier that lifts and pushes together (rather than lifts and separates), but I should probably save these opinions for the Wonder Woman fan forum I moderate, LassoEroticAsphyxiation.net.
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Seriously, lose the pants or make them tighter.
The only justification for a superhero suit is to hide your identity. This is just… this just looks embarrassing.
I hope they give Bill Hicks a posthumous producer’s credit on this. Remember, he pitched a show called “Jigglin’ Titties” to CBS over two decades ago.
“You’ve answered our prayers in Hollywood. Jigglin’ titties. Who woulda thunk of it?”
agree with Otto on the pants. They’re the only thing keeping her from taking the top spot in my Wonderwoman costume spankbank lineup. Which goes like this:
1. Emily Deschanel
2. Adrianne Palick
679. Girl I hooked up with junior year of college who had bigger feet than me.
“LassoEroticAsphyxiation.net”?
Shit. No wonder I couldn’t find it. I’ve been using .gov and it just keeps taking me to a Bill Clinton fund-raising site.
Tyra, Tyra, Tyra….. how hard is this going to fail? Who cares. DVR Charlies Angels and WonderWoman, with my lotion and kleenex.
I remember Adrianne Palicki’s volleyball scenes in Friday Night Lights and even though she’s pleasant to look at, she is NOT a convincing athlete.
She’s a brave woman to be running in that top. It’s a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.
@Chazz – Size 7 feet is average for women I believe.
Point: That costume is just a mess, and that rope is embarrassing.
Counterpoint: Titties.
Point: Even in the still frames, Palicki is awkward and unconvincing as a runner.
Counterpoint: Very nice titties.
Point: In the increasing push for gritty ‘realism’ out of comic book characters, even the somewhat lighter/outlandishly costumed/spandex ones (Captain America, X-Men, Dark Knight’s rogue gallery), Wonder Woman being played straight up will stand out like a sore thumb, and even if the show is good (which it will not be, by any stretch of the imagination, it will end up buried because audiences won’t ‘get it’. It straddles the line between public perception of ‘camp’ and ‘straight-edged RAWR action’. Someone in NBC’s marketing division should be fired.
Counterpoint: Tig ol’ bitties.
She runs like a girl.
Looks like she’s gotta poop.
Well, I hope for her sake the show gets canceled BEFORE the imminent yeast infection.
#7 needs a photochop of dick in her mouf.
thx
It looks like she’s trying not to pant – and the post run pics (I assume that’s what they are) show she’s tired. Not the best for any publicity stills – and bouncing boobs mid-bounce do not look attractive. A flip-book, however…
Sad to see what she’s doing to her career. Of course, considering high-rated (I assume) shows involve midgets and cakes, maybe together, maybe not – and Jersey Shore – maybe this will be a hit among non-Wonder Woman fans.
Those pants look way too much like denim. Gives her more of a new look, but it’s breaking cannon in a sad way. I’m not saying make her wear the tiny underwear, maybe pants would work better nowadays, but not those ones.
Agreed; needs more cameltoe.
A) I think the costume designers should’ve gone with the newer (and less hokey) look from recent comic book reimaginings, B) Can I see a geek-out crossover where she returns as Wonder Woman to “Supernatural” and starts fightin’ baddies? (Poor Jess!)