Pardon the metaphorical headline, but Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married on Friday, April 29, and apparently some Americans care about England’s state-sponsored inbred celebrities, because TLC is rolling out a full week of royal wedding-related programming. So wrap your 
– Say Yes to the Dress: Princess Brides Special: Friday, April 22 at 9p.m.
– Charles and Di: Once Upon a Time: Sunday, April 24 at 7 p.m.
– Untold Stories of a Royal Bridesmaid: Sunday, April 24 at 9p.m.
– Royally Astounding: 30 Defining Days of the Monarchy: Sunday, April 24 at 10p.m.
– Wild About Prince Harry: Monday, April 25 at 10 p.m.
– What the Sell?! Royal Episodes: Tuesday, April 26 at 10 p.m.
– Extreme Royal Collections: Wednesday, April 27 at 10 p.m.
– The Making of a Royal Wedding: Thursday, April 28 at 8 p.m.
– Countdown to the Royal Wedding: Thursday, April 28 at 9 p.m.
– And finally: TLC’s Royal Wedding Coverage: Friday, April 29 Live coverage of the wedding begins at 5 a.m. The rebroadcast of the wedding will air 9 a.m.-1 p.m. [via EW, which has longer show descriptions]
Wow. That is a LOT of wedding porn. And not the good kind of wedding porn. The non-porn porn.
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It almost looks like his hair is flying away.
No one cares about this. The media cares about it, creating the illusion that people care about it. Nice body, though. And hers isn’t bad either.
Jermey Piven should give his-royalness a good plug doctor.
Jeremy*
I have more hair on my balls than he has on his head. But the guy is rich and a prince which means “Winner!” Well played Prince whatever your name is, well played….
TLC has a funny idea of what Americans are interested in. Wait, does one of them eat couch cushions? My bad.
@John Doe – People do care I’m afraid, particularly over here. The mother of one of my friends has plates with members of the royal family painted on them and paintings all over the house.
Eating off the Queen Mother’s face was disturbing.
So we’re clear…that’s NOT prince Hairy? wait, now I’m really confused.
/goes back to bikini Faptastic pic.
I only skimmed that list but I didn’t see Vivid’s Not The Royal Wedding.
Inbreeding is devastating on the scalp. I swear, like 2 years ago he had a full head of hair.
I have more hair on my balls than he has on his head
I have more hair on my balls than I have on my own head. I think that’s common among balding guys.
Is your head veiny like a set of balls too?
Our brave boys died face down in the mud so that I don’t have to care about royal weddings!
I heard Spike TV was trying to get the bachelor party rights. Especially with Harry planning things.