Saturday Night Live (NBC) — Miley Cyrus hosts, while the Strokes have traveled forward in time from 2001 to be the musical guests. Of course, Vanessa Bayer has gotten laughs with her Miley Cyrus impression this year, so of course that’ll be one of the sketches. I just hope that Miley plays some other starlet for the sketch — I don’t need to see Miley meeting fake Miley. (TV Squad had a solid interview with Bayer about meeting Cyrus, by the way.)
The Celebrity Apprentice (NBC, Sunday) — Season premiere, which will feature Gary Busey looking his finest. I’ve never watched a minute of any season of “Celebrity Apprentice,” but the unhinged insanity of Busey may just be enough to get me to tune. Gary Busey is less a human being than he is a well-trained grizzly bear: he’s generally entertaining, he poops wherever he wants to, and he’s a constant threat to snap and maul bystanders.
Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo, Sunday) — Season premiere. The housewives that started it all. Thanks a lot, ladies.
Taking on Tyson (Animal Planet, Sunday) — Series premiere. Wow, a reality series about Mike Tyson getting into pigeon racing. I wrote about this a year ago, but I thought it wouldn’t come to fruition after I heard about some of the legal hurdles the show faced.
The NAACP Image Awards (Fox, Friday) — Hosted by Holly Robinson Peete and Wayne Brady. Tyler Perry is nominated for 19 awards, your argument is invalid.
Army Wives (Lifetime, Sunday) — Season 5 premiere. God bless ‘em, but real-life Army wives are super fat. Like, orca fat. Imagine the Duggars, but from West Virginia.
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My step brother’s wife isn’t near orca fat.
Yet.
Miley is annoying, but I’m hoping she’ll be
pretty coolone of those surprisingly decent hosts. I can’t take another Russell Brand-level failure.I’ve heard that Tyson show is actually really good and is shot beautifully. Might honestly be worth checking out.
Tomorrow’s SNL has epic fail written all over it. I predict massive amounts of Kenan Thompson and Gilly.
Wait Matt. Are you talking about Army wives or women in the Army? Cause they are all super fat
Wait, wait. The NAACP Image Awards are on what channel? No no, not believing that.
Tyler Perry is nominated for 19 awards, your argument is invalid.
Thass… raycess? Nope, just hilarious.
Not a bad SNL, that’s how low the bar is. Glad Miley knows how to handle a TV show set. And to think all she had to do to acquire that skill is invest her time in a body of work that should be deleted from the records by future historians. Every teenage star should have a PA whispering “Leif Garrett” into their ears every second they’re in public.
Casablancas’ style is so idiosyncratic. But it approaches areas I can dig. I’m glad the answer to Is This It was no.
Oh, and SNL please book Tame Impala. That is all.
They read this stuff, right?
Disney turns out performers Essé. I felt sorry for her having to carry those slackers tonight.
Every so often I catch a SNL. And it always sucks. Hard to watch at times. No different tonight as I wait for Strokes performances. Just awful. Retard comedy.
My god this is bad.
Kudos to Charlie Sheen for saving SNL from an epic fail. My god Miley Cyrus is hard to watch without punching a wall.
Miley Cyrus is the reason I begin to question societies obsession with talentless celebrities.