Justified (FX) — A married couple that are friends of mine went on vacation last week, and the wife turned off their power strip to save energy. When they returned, they realized that the DVR was plugged into the power strip, so it didn’t record anything while they were gone — including the best episode of “Justified” all season. DEVASTATING. Grounds for divorce? I say no, but only because the Internet makes it possible to catch up.
Storage Wars (A&E) — Season premiere. As a veteran, I appreciate how the deadly exchange of force evoked by the word “wars” is paired with people bidding on long-term storage units.
Mr. Sunshine (ABC) — Former president James Taylor guest stars. “Now here’s the deal: I’m going to play, and you’re going to float there and like it.”
Face-Off (Syfy) — Season finale. The final challenge should be making John Travolta look like Nicolas Cage and vice versa.
Top Chef All Stars (Bravo) — the final four contestants must dive into the ocean to catch seafood that they must then prepare. That seems like a sensible way to determine the best chef.
Basketball: Thunder at Heat (ESPN) — The NBA’s top weather phenomena face off in Miami.
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The final four contestants must dive into the ocean to catch seafood that they must then prepare. That seems like a sensible way to determine the best chef.
This challenge sounds like it was stolen from a Mitch Hedberg joke.
“Alright, you’re a cook… can you farm?”
meh – call me when the Inanimate Carbon Rod guest stars.
A+ Hedberg quote, DG.
Wait, James Taylor is acting now? Aside from that cameo in Funny People? Huh.
Goggins hair is more talented than every person who appears on MTV (90% of the musical acts included) or The CW. Richard Blais will win Top Chef All Stars.
I think you guys are overlooking the important role that Goggins’ forehead plays. It’s far more important than his hair.
IN ROD WE TRUST
what was with james taylor’s delivery on that line? it didn’t work at all.
Goggins easily deserves the Best Supporting Emmy. Also, Justified kicks ass and after tonight I am definitely on Team Winona.
F the internet. I haven’t had cable since Monday and may not have it until next week. The internet can’t provide me with the new episodes until a month later. If I can’t watch Justified for a week or two, what am I supposed to masturbate to?