Body of Proof (ABC) — Series premiere. “Dana Delany had it ALL: a great life, great family, a job as a big-shot neurosurgeon, probably a yacht somewhere, UNTIL… *truck horn* *tires screech* *CRASH*… She had to start over as a lowly medical examiner, where her obvious genius, unconventional methods, and sassy attitude help police solve crimes… if she doesn’t drive them crazy first.” Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to need a bigger fart noise.
Teen Mom (MTV) — Season finale. Jenelle gets arrested for breaking and entering in the 90-minute season finale. For the love of God, America: BUY YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER BIRTH CONTROL.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Tyler talked about this the other day, but it really is astounding how breathless Kirstie Alley gets after she dances. I caught a couple minutes of last night’s episode, and Alley was STILL gasping for air a full three minutes after she had danced for less than two minutes. There are fish that breathe air more efficiently.
The Game (BET) — Season finale. This has gotten amazing ratings this season, probably because BET and TBS are the only channels that make scripted shows with black casts any more. Remember when networks aired successful shows like “Cosby” and “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”? Feels like ancient history.
Real Housewives of Miami (Bravo) — Season finale. This edition hasn’t generated much in the way of buzz or ratings, which means that it could be the second “Real Housewives” to get canceled. Just thinking about that gives me a partial.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Paul Giamatti and Olivia Munn on Conan; Howie Mandel on Leno (double woof); Britney Spears and Johnny Knoxville on Kimmel; Vanessa Hudgens on George Lopez; Larry King on Ferguson; and Liv Tyler on Fallon. Full listings at TV Squad.
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FAMILY MATTERS
just kidding
No love for Biggest Loser? Rumor has it some of the contestants actually break down and cry this week, a big step for these stoic monsters.
I’m pretty sure Adam Richman is in better shape than Kirstie Alley.
For a 55 year old, Dana Delany is suprisingly doable
@bdiddy – Absolutely right.
The way I see it, you make a “black comedy”, where is it going to be marketed to first? The CW? Not unless it involves vampires.
Dana will always be the nurse on China Beach for me. I liked that show way back when. I wonder if it holds up.
Goddamnit Uff, you fucking put Nurse Jackie and the United States of Tara on this list last night, but you’ve yet again omitted “Lights Out”?!? GloMos should have been advised to tune into “Lights Out” all season long, as it’s been one of the most pleasant surpises to come along during a winter season in a long time. I want you to know that the cancellation of one of the best shows on TV these days is at least 0.0010% on your head, good sir.
FUCK! FUCK! You left out my favorite show!!!!!!!! Now how will I remember to watch my fucking favorite show if I miss you’re fucked blog boy!
The scene at 2 minutes should be what they send in to the Emmy’s. I want to follow this show just so I can see the rest of that fucking atrocity.
Delany, Larry King and Mandel?
/I’m gonna need a bigger Delorean.
what is olivia munn going to be doing on conan? talking about how much perfect couples sucks?
doesn’t matter…as long as she’s scantily clad…
Was Gil Bellows unavailable for the love interest role?
Goddamnit Uff, you fucking put Nurse Jackie and the United States of Tara on this list last night, but you’ve yet again omitted “Lights Out”?!?
Yeah, I highlight the newsworthy TV shows each night. Season finales and premieres get precedence over your overrated boxing show.
@Matt
or if you have ready made joke on hand (DWTS)
I have an irrational hatred for Dana Delaney. Maybe it’s just that she was the worst part of “Tombstone.”
Uhhhh. I watched Old Sorta Hot Delany pretend to care about the incredibly stupid dialogue on this show last night and I’ll say this: They had a chance with this show to bring about some great TV. Instead, the whole reason she is a medical examiner is glossed over in about a five second shot of her on the phone in a flashback from 6 months ago. This show could be great if they would have started with the accident and then built a character that we care about as she transitions from the glamorous life or a hot shot neurosurgeon to the jaded life of a sharp-witted dead-person-find-out-why-they-died-er. Instead, they just have the MA’AM (Marginally Attractive Assistant Manager)who is unsatisfied and makes cliche remarks about how she is a bitch and is a thorn in the side of the baldy detective. Too bad, this could have been a great show. I guess we will always have Exit To Eden.
I do the dismissive wanking motion every time I see the commercial for Body of Proof. It litters my commercial breaks during Modern Family.