The Tonight Show (NBC) — Viral sensation Rebecca Black makes her first late-night appearance as Leno’s second guest this evening. There’s nothing else on tonight that I could possibly want to watch less than this, and yet I feel compelled to lead with it. I blame Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. (Watch a BRVTAL METAL cover of “Friday” below.)
Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen (Syfy) Series premiere. Having already pissed off anyone who cares about cooking shows, former “Top Chef” contestant Marcel Vigneron will attempt to appeal to geeks instead.
Best in Film: The Greatest Movies of Our Time (ABC) — Hosts Tom Bergeron and Cynthia McFadden walk the viewer through 15 different categories of movie greatness (Greatest Line, Most Romantic Screen Couple) as determined by American voters. I expect it to be like an episode of “America’s Funniest Videos” but with fewer sound effects.
Traffic Light (Fox) — I haven’t checked in on this promising but uneven comedy since its premiere; I plan to give it another shot tonight.
Big Brian: The Fortune Seller (truTV) — Series premiere. It’s “Antiques Roadshow” for people with head injuries.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Eric Stonestreet and Sarah Chalke on Conan; Katie Couric on Letterman; Duran Duran follows Black on Leno; Rainn Wilson, Abbie Cornish, and The Gaslight Anthem on Kimmel; and Brian Williams and Dwight Howard on Fallon. Full listings at TV Squad.
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I’d say that was more “br00tal” than “BrVtal,” but I’m a real stickler.
Jimmy Fallon’s window for doing a Neil Young cover of Friday is closing rapidly.
Motherfucking FRIDAY, FRIDAY…this alleged music must DIE! DIE a thousand deaths!!!
I like Tom Bergeron. He has all the comedic subtlety of a Mexican variety show host, but in English.
I’m on
Gentlemen, close your eyes and think about fun.
15 different categories of movie greatness (Greatest Line, Most Romantic Screen Couple) as determined by American voters
So basically all Twilight, right?
That version is about as metal as Ryan Seacrest. Check this one out: [www.youtube.com]
Looks like another night of Kung Foo for me…. and by that I mean choking myself while jerk it in a closet
You forgot a ‘fun’
Girl on the left is totally giving a half hearted hand job.
More of “rewarding people for sucking” in America, fanastic.
Plenty of stuff on the DVR.
Is Tom Bergeron the guy who was in Platoon and other movies?
I think he was in the Latrine and other movies….
That’s Tom Berenger, Smegga. Mr. Berenger was a damned sexy man back in the 80s (see Major League). Mr. Bergeron has never been sexy. Bergeron is the Dancing With the Stars guy.
Super Comment. Thank You.
Thank You. Super Video.
Thanks Smello.
At this point, I’m really just waiting for the announcement that Franco’s running this company.
And by this company, I mean Ark Music, with all their other crappy acts. Apparently they’re releasing the “truth” about Ark on Friday. Epic new Rickroll?
See there Smegga; I thought you were being sarcastic. Probably should have know since you weren’t using sardastic font.
*sarcastic
Thank you everyone for the fun, fun, fun this thread brought me. It’s not even Friday!
Looks like last night was a good night for me to loose power until 2 AM.
btw, has anyone else noticed that the guy in the car at the 3:23 mark looks like former MLBer Gary Sheffield?
Can I just say that “Lights Out” was awesome last night. When it gets cancelled, I will hold Warming Glow responsible for it’s cancellation…and I’m still not over the loss of Terriers.
Moose, I sort of was being sarcastic. It’s because when I first read the name Tom Bergeron, I thought of the actor and thought that maybe his name was spelled wrong.
I also can’t do fonts so don’t be too hard on yourself.