
On the set of Cronenberg's "African Promises"
If you’ve never seen the BBC/Discovery specials “Planet Earth” or “Life” (the British versions with David Attenborough narrating, not the crappy Oprah one), then you’re missing the apex of smoking weed and watching HD television. However, there’s good news if you’re late to the party: a third installation called “Human Planet” will debut April 10 on Discovery.
Four years in the making, HUMAN PLANET tells the story of the complex, profound and sometimes challenging relationship between humankind and nature. The series was filmed in high definition in more than 70 locations to capture the most diverse and in some cases, never-before-seen stories of human endeavor. From the frozen Arctic to steamy rainforests, and from tiny islands in vast oceans to parched deserts, people have found remarkable ways to adapt and survive in the harshest environments possible. [press release via THR]
I have to admit, I was skeptical about the subject matter — I’d rather watch whales and frogs and sharks than people — but I changed my mind after I watched the trailer (video below). Holy crap, there are dudes in animal furs with hawks clinging to their arms while they ride horses! I mean the people are riding the horses, not the hawks. But that would be pretty awesome, too.



Human Planet is already available online if you’re wise to where to look…
It can’t be as good as the other two, but it still looks excellent.
This series introduced me to one of my all-time favorite things, the Tibetan Fox. Google it and prepare to feel inferior.
@Patty
Honey badger > Tibetan fox
Blasphemy. Tibetan fox > everything. Except red pandas.
Red Panties > Honey Pot > your red panda, Tibetan fox and and Honey badger > moose and squirrel.
Only that dude Randall can settle this.
@2:30 wtf
Or you could do what I did and say “Fuck Discovery and their delaying of this awesome nature shit” and download the series on bit torrent.
Comes out just in time for April 20th.
I want that “The most remarkable species of all” title card superimposed over me, wearing a backwards baseball cap and just jacking off to internet porn like a boss.
The Tibetan fox thinks he’s better than you.
Those aren’t hawks, they’re golden eagles. Huge fricking golden eagles.
Dong alert!
Looks like we’ll finally be getting some good ‘ole-fashioned saggy tribal titties again. That takes me back to the pre-internet days.
Ok now let’s play “Guess the horrible american actress that will ruin the beautiful narration”
My vote goes to sarah palin.
I hope they show the fat American conquering skid marks by just going out and buying new underwear at Wal-Mart.
“This species of American will walk around with a dook in his pants, for it has run out of toilet paper.”
What is this about moose and squirrel being somehow inferior? YOU ARE INCORRECT SIR! The Majestic Moose has a giant flap under their chins, and who can deny squirrels, which are nature’s little speed bumps. You people!
This looks awesome and all but it seems to be an updated Koyaanisqatsi in HD, no? Now that was a good one to watch at 4:20!
I hope all you people talking of downloading content for free on torrents enjoy the idea of a world with shitty content, which is what you support since producers aren’t earning any money for what they create.