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Germany Is Super Weird

Written by Matt Ufford / 04.29.11

Well, I wasn’t expecting to see THIS today: a German kids channel instructs boys in the art of hiding an erection (amazing video below). As you can see from the helpful graphic here, boners are constantly getting in the way: pitching tents in your cargo shorts, exploding on girls, and knocking over stacks of tin cans. Guyism says:

The piece of programming aired as part of a show dedicated to puberty cleverly titled “You Are Not a Werewolf”.

Wait… werewolf? Now I’m even MORE confused.

Oh well, at least now I have several handy (or non-handy, as the case may be) new ways to hide my erection. Up until now I’ve just been hiding it in your mom.

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Matt Ufford posted

"Germany Is Super Weird"

  1. 04.29.11 at 2:41 pm
    Patty Boots

    Oh, Germany. You’re the Japan of Europe.

  2. 04.29.11 at 2:45 pm
    Jeteyes

    @Patty

    Speaking of which, VE day is next weekend.

  3. 04.29.11 at 2:54 pm
    0tarin

    Judging from the third picture there, that guy had an extremely delayed thrusting response from panel 2.

  4. 04.29.11 at 2:58 pm
    Aeyo's Cot

    I think we now know the true victors of the Second World War.

  5. 04.29.11 at 3:30 pm
    Lobster Stuffed with Tacos

    But if you hide your erection, how will girls know that you’re interested?

  6. 04.29.11 at 3:43 pm
    Earl Camembert

    This can’t be German – I don’t see any scheissen.

  7. 04.29.11 at 3:46 pm
    crispyaod

    I like how at about 1:30 it seems to tell you a good solution is to beat off in your pants (or cargo shorts as the video says are a better option)

  8. 04.29.11 at 3:52 pm
    FSJ

    Bist du ängstlich von es? Von eine SCHMUTZIGER EREKTION?

  9. 04.29.11 at 4:23 pm
    Smegga

    Growing up in England in the early 90′s, if I wanted to whack off, I only had to look up the German channels after 10pm. The things I saw!

    These days, you kids with the internet are so lucky.

    /Smokes pipe, adjusts cardigan.

  10. 04.29.11 at 4:52 pm
    Earl Camembert

    Smegga, I’m guessing you’ve seen things that the mind just can’t unsee.

    (On the other hand, I am intrigued by the female cohost in the video. Maybe it’s her saucy glance at the narrator’s crotch. Or maybe it’s that Katzenjammer Kids/gutteral babble coming out of her mouth… yeah, it’s probably the babble.)

  11. 04.30.11 at 4:53 pm
    Moose (Sword of Damocles)

    If you have the ability to knock over a stack of oil cans with your boner there is no reason to hide it.

    Proud Boner. Strong Boner. Victorious Boner.

  12. 04.30.11 at 4:54 pm
    Moose (Sword of Damocles)

    I want to hide my boner, but Emma Watson is in England.

    /BAM!

  13. 05.02.11 at 3:36 pm
    Cornelius

    ..Doesn’t say what to do if your penis and vagina touch though.

  14. 05.02.11 at 9:02 pm
    Lizzy

    And their teen magazines sometimes have porn in them.

  15. 05.03.11 at 5:37 pm
    Jasch

    don’t know this stupid show and don’t know the tv/internet channel too.and i am from germany. even don’t know this two idiots giving instructions to hide an erection :-D . never ever seen anything like that:D Abosulte SCHEIßE!

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