Ha ha ha, I love you, click-baiting headlines. Below you’ll find video of Helen Mirren’s promo clips for this weekend’s “Saturday Night Live.” None of them are particularly funny, but she does at one point pretend to be horny, and the fact that she does it while touching Fred Armisen is further proof that she’s a great actress. Hot damn. Look at her. Sixty-five years old and still got her fastball. She’s the Nolan Ryan of women I want to teach me about sex. (I can’t wait to learn!)
Seriously, can you believe she was born during World War II? Well, kind of. She was born after V-E Day but before V-J Day, and since she’s British, I guess the war was technically over for her family. But I’m not here to argue about the semantics of when World War II ended, I’m just here for Helen Mirren looking like a sexy-ass silver fox.
Heh heh, “V-J Day.”
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Anything will be better than the Elton John episode. Yes… anything…
Come on Matt, you know that the Brits were part of the Pacific War.
Also, I invite any Mirren worshipers to acquire a black market copy of the classic film flop Caligula. Watching the film will probably make you lose your faith in humanity, but she’s also featured in the buff, so it kinda cancels out.
That silver fox might be long in the tooth, but she can still hunt.
No Helen Mirren slideshow gallery? Weird.
Fred Armisen looks like he uses typewriters for fun.
I prefer Salo to Caligula.
Wait, isn’t she SNL’s third British host in a row? Are they trying to invade us via late night TV?
Helen Mirren is awesome, though.
Ah VJ day, the state holiday that Rhode Island will cling to up until the point we’re broken up and sold for parts to CT, MA, and China.
@Chazz, if RI ever sells parts I call dibs on the NE Pest Control big blue bug aka Nibbles Woodaway.
/drinks glass of coffee milk
Helen Mirren is the #1 60+ year old woman I’d sleep with that I’m not related to.
What?
@Patty – Whoa, Zach Galifianakis and Miley Cyrus are British?
We rejected Elton John in the eighties for his poor dress sense. Nothing goes with that thing he calls a wig.
/Snaps fingers and continues reading Marie Claire.
I would take Helen Mirren out to a nice steak dinner, then do dirty, dirty things to her.
Jesus, I’m close to 60 and I just googled 60 year old sexy women. Gah! I’m going to find a nice 35 or 40 year old that’s got questionable eyesite, because I’m not in Helen’s class and the rest of the women were frightening.
@UU, Yes our greatest landmark. Smart that they put an eye catching advertisement right before the most dangerous 1/4 mile of RT. 95. I’m still surprised Nibbles didn’t end up on the state quarter.
Helen Mirren?
In a New York minute, and I’m pretty sure I couldn’t keep up.
I wanna be Helen Mirren when I grow up.
She’s old enough to be a GGILF if she’d ever had kids, but I suppose she wouldn’t be as hot if she had dropped wombfruit. Wait, I totally just made myself sound like a lez (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Helen Mirren: Age of Consent, Aus. 1969; naked snorkeling, naked spear fishing, which for a hot woman, are two of the greatest concepts ever in character development (maybe this post should be on Film Drunk).