This was inevitable: MTV has greenlit two “Jersey Shore” spin-offs: one starring DJ Pauly D, the other JWoww and Snooki. And somewhere, behind the velvet rope of a nightclub’s V.I.P. section, The Situation forlornly runs his fingers down his abs as he avoids eye contact with strangers.
Both of the series will air in 2012. Details:
– Untitled Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley Project: Always inseparable and ready to get the party started at the shore, viewers will get to see how they deal with life and love when the vacation is over in this 12-episode series. The locale may be different, but the friendship is sure to remain the same.
– Untitled Paul “DJ Pauly D” Delvecchio Project: Whether it’s Seaside Heights or Miami – no one has more swagger, one-liners or a more distinctive haircut that DJ Pauly D. Set to air for 12-episodes, this series follows Pauly D’s jet-setting and often hilarious life on the road as one of the country’s most in-demand DJs. [via THR]
Neither of these sound particularly sound like my cup of tea, but then, what reality show is? (besides “Stripper Knifefight House.”) The important thing about these shows is that we’ll never have to deal with Ronnie and Sammi shrieking at each other. Ugh, they’re the worst. A Ronnie/Sammi spin-off is what plays on the televisions in hell.
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There is an important thing about these shows?
I think Pauly D should host a spin-off of Cash Cab as well. Cabs are heeeeeeeeeeah.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’ll watch the JWoww/Snooki show. Their friendship is strangely endearing.
They’re like your crazy fun drunk friends, except you don’t have to play nurse to them when they inevitably puke all over the bathroom and pass out.
How does Pauly have a “distinctive haircut”? That Bloomin’ Onion haircut is a guido douchebag standard. Geez, it’s like no one even REMEMBERS “Growing Up Gotti”!!
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Jesus Christ. Do I have to do everything, Hollywood?
“Untitled Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi and Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley Project” = “Love & Smushes w/ Snooki and JWoww”
“Untitled Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ Delvecchio Project” = “As the World Spins w/ Pauly D”
I think the proprietor of “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” can claim some residuals on both of these shows.
Well, the Douchebag one anyway.
“No one has… a more distinctive haircut than Pauly D”
Walton Goggins’ hair disagrees. It even went to Miami in the season premier, if only to show up Pauly D. And to be awesome.
/sorry if I messed up the apostrophe, Captain
Dammit Danger, those titles you came up with almost made me fall in love with you.
Jesus Patty… have some dignity.
No spin-off for The Situation? Good thing he has a big future in stand-up comedy.
/reads post
//thinks about “Lights Out” being canceled, sheds single tear like the Native American in Last of the Mohicans
///FUCK YOU VERY MUCH AMERICA
////promises to stop complaining so much about cancellation of “Lights Out”
Listen, when it’s friday even filler can seem important.
Ima go have a giggle in the garden. Time to plant some black sea man tomatoes.
[said like Cleveland from Family Guy falling in his bathtub]
no no no no no NO NO NO
oh god its multiplying via mitosis
Oh, thank God. Here I was worrying that the Jersey Shore phenomenon had spun out of control, and MTV has exercised the restraint… nay, the discipline to only subject us to two spinoffs instead of all 7 (or however many jackasses there are on the show). Luckily there will still be time slots for Teen Mom and Silent Library, those bastions of good taste and quality family programming.
Patty, please tell me your friends are not idiots with borderline functional IQs.