Khloe Kardashian, the Godfather Part III of Kardashians, will guest star in the next episode of NBC’s “Law & Order: L.A.”
Kardashian will play herself in the episode, which revolves around the shooting death of a celebrity stylist. Kardashian will be among the stylist’s famous clients and appear in a scene with Detectives Ricardo Morales (Alfred Molina) and T.J. Jaruszalski (Corey Stoll). [THR]
Wait a second, so Khloe’s fictional stylist died of a bullet wound? This seems like a pretty open-and-shut case of suicide if you ask me. The stylist had plenty of motive to spare. “What? I’m supposed to make Khloe attractive?” *BLAM!*
You know, sometimes I kind of feel bad for making fun of Khloe for being a giantess. But then again, nobody forced her to live in the public eye. You don’t see Cooper Manning trying out for the NFL.
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A stylist supposed to make Khloe attractive would be referred to as a “miracle worker.”
They’re going to have to double the catering budget for that episode.
Khloe Kardashian, the Godfather Part III of Kardashians
Eh, that implies that the other two Kardashians were brilliant.
I’d like to request that you refer to her as “the Scary Movie 3″ of Kardashians.
“The Godfather Part III of the Kardashians.”
Genius. And my new description of her.
I’d refer to Kim’s ass as brilliant. And delicious.
I Googled her height once, because my coworkers and I like to bet on stupid stuff. And she’s apparently only 5’8. Which is my height.
I would cry, but I don’t want to accidentally flood the city with my tears.
Khloe Kardashian is a Katy Mixon/Rachel Bilson/Miley Cyrus hybrid who was hit in the face with a skillet and then ate Jennifer Tilly.
I’m confused. Is this an attempt to relaunch the Harry and the Henderons franchise by having the bigfoot appear in a crossover episode with Law and Order?
Boring…I’m going back to the Heather Morris video
The photoshop reminds me of that old video game ‘Rampage’.
Going from defending one girl’s looks to completely deriding another’s. Really makes you appreciate the range of this blog.
@ Sensei John Kreese
was about to say the same thing.
Khole does Peoria
Khloe Kardashian- the “X-men 3″ or “Spiderman 3″ of the Kardashians.
*gets wedgied and shoved into locker*
Also agree with Steve Holt. Kim’s ass is made out of angels, sugar and dreams.
Also agree with Steve Holt. Kim’s ass is made out of angels, sugar and dreams.
Unless you mean they took all the Victoria’s Secret angels, stuffed them into stretch pants and fed them nothing but sugar, no.
[dawnsays.com]
Seriously, she looks like a fucking centaur.
@Otto, a sexy centaur.
Agree to disagree, Otto.
*flips through issue of “titanic asses”. Gets all hot.*
5′ 8″? Seriously?
Girl needs to lay off the 34′ 4″ heels.
@Otto, a sexy centaur.
Well, sexier than Sarah Jessica Parker, who apparently went with the “reverse centaur” look — head of a horse, body of a woman.
As much as I hate the fetushead family and Eli Manning’s ability to throw horrible interceptions and RUIN MY TEAM, I think this post needs a Matt’s going to hell tag.