Pictured here are Ashley Dupre, Heidi Montag, and Danielle Staub, who were photographed with Jake Pavelka in Los Angeles as cameras filmed them earlier this week. The photos sparked rumors that the Four Whores of the Apocalypse would soon ride across a barren TV hellscape with a new reality show, and I’m sad to share the news that the rumors are true. Thanks for nothing, VH1.
Jake Pavelka, Danielle Staub, Heidi Montag and other reality alumni are all going into the food business together for an upcoming series that places some big personalities under heavy pressure, PEOPLE has learned.
“They are revamping a restaurant from the ground up,” says a source on the set of the new reality series, slated to air on VH1. “They started shooting this past weekend.”
Ugh, I loathe these people with every fiber of my being. The only way these moronic jackasses could possibly have a successful restaurant is if they got a nice corner location and called it The Oldest Trade. And instead of a restaurant it was a whorehouse. And even then you’d need to keep Danielle Staub hidden behind something opaque.
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I wouldn’t allow Danielle Staub in any sort of eating establishment. The mere sight of her causes women to flip tables.
What will the name of this restaurant be? Pizza Sluts or Burger Whores?
The only real problem I have with Ashley Dupre is that she charges prices I can’t afford.
Way to much collagen in that photo.
Who is the catcher’s mitt sitting to the right of what used to be Heidi Montag?
I’ve seen the Danielle Staub. Afterwards, I couldnt look at porn for 20 minutes.
damnyouiphone!
I’ve seen the Danielle Staub *set tape*. Afterwards, I couldnt look at porn for 20 minutes.
Photo: Heidi tries to hide the check since all 3 of them can’t afford to pay for a meal until this show is over.
The restaurant should have that “over 1 billion served” sign up on opening day. It wouldn’t be a lie, per say.
I see Danielle Staub and Jenna Jameson are using the same plastic surgeon. At least for their lip injections.
check please
If this becomes an actual show:
the end is well nigh!
Too bad “Kitchen Nightmares” was already taken.
I would throw that food right in the trash can. Or maybe sell it to some crazy person for a bunch of cash. Hmm…