“Boardwalk Empire” actress and sexy high-speed train wreck Paz de la Huerta has been hit with five misdemeanor charges (not just a riding crop), the result of a night club altercation for which she was arrested last month. TMZ says:
Paz just appeared incriminal court in Manhattan — where the D.A. filed 5 misdemeanor charges against de la Huerta … including two counts of 3rd degree assault, 4th degree criminal possession of a weapon, attempted assault, and harassment.
Not to mention the dozens of first-degree boners. The judge also granted a restraining order preventing de la Huerta from contacting Samantha Swerta, who previously appeared on MTV’s “The City.”
Prosecutors told the judge Paz trashed Samantha during her stint in the police station on the night of the incident … saying, “I’m a REAL actress — HBO! She’s a publicity seeker, a FAKE actress.”
My God but I love Paz de la Huerta. She has no hang-ups about getting nude, she frequently drinks too much, and she hates reality TV stars. She’s the ideal woman; I couldn’t possibly ask for more from her. Well, that’s not quite true. She could come over here and make me a sandwich. I missed lunch.
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I guarantee if whoever was dating Paz de la Huerta knew about the KSK fantasy sex advice mailbag, he’d have written in at least two dozen times by now.
Check out this link for some sweet topless pics of her. You have to click through a few pics, but well worth the time.
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@Zack: you mean to gloat, right?
Eh….I don’t get the love for her. She’s pretty scary.
POSITIVE: She has no qualms about getting nekkid.
NEGATIVE: She’s like an undead Brittany Murphy (actually, I mean “alive” not “zombie”) and her so-obviously-acting was the worst part about “Boardwalk Empire.”
I’m torn on this broad.
You’ll have to excuse me, as my Spanish is a little rusty, but I believe Paz de la Huerta translates to “Paz of the SexyDangerousCrazypants.” So this all makes sense when you think about it.
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Any negative opinion of her is wrong. I will not tolerate any further argument.
@miamidiesel: sure, his first two or three letters, maybe. Other topics he’d want to discuss would be treatment for stab wounds, how to talk your woman OUT of anal and threesomes, what you should do when she completely ignores the safe word and later claims she “forgot it,” whether it’s okay to have sex with a woman if she’s drunkenly passed out in your bed (but told you it was okay beforehand and even wrote “insert penis here” on herself with a Sharpie in various places)…
Also he’d probably want to know whether it’s worth hanging onto Roddy White as a second-round keeper.
her face looks like down syndrome
I would bang this chick until flames came out of her. I’d pull down her skirt and fuck her on the side of the 101 freeway in rush hour traffic.
To quote Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, “We’ve got bush! We’ve got bush.”
I think the question you have to ask yourself is, “Is having depraved sex with a smoking hot lunatic worth the extraneous crazy bullshit.”
Wow. I’ve answered my own question yet again. Well done, logic.
I think the bigger crime is her claiming to be 26 years old.
@thecursor: Skirts are for pulling up, not down, son.
“Yeah, I don’t like Paz.” “What’s with all the boobs on Game of Thrones?” – Same person
Paz is smoking hot, but her abortion scene in “Enter the Void” ruined her smokin hot body for me forever…which is a damn shame…
Sooo… How crazy is too crazy? Because whatever the line is, she’s building a boat to cross it.
It’s a river of crazy. That’s the only way this metaphor works.
a quick google search for her pictures and her face actually melted directly to my motherboard. posted from my iphone.
@Matt–crazy hot chicks who are willing to get abortions make my heart sing. I would enter her void.
My previous response was to the Matt of the 3:20pm comment, not the boss. To Ufford, I say that the Terry Richardson photo is what happens when you ask Paz to break a $10.
She is a hot cock slut. A gorgeous cunt. I would part that whores butt cheeks apart and deep tongue fuck her ass tube so hard that her eyes would bulge. After much anal buggering with my face, I would move to her luscious, greedy snatch.
she is friggin hot, hot, hot!!