Well, yeah. Otherwise they’d die of dehydration. Duh. Vince reviews Water for Elephants. True story: One day when I was filling it at Film Drunk, I came *thisclose* to pulling a screencap from the trailer where Reese Witherspoon rides into town on an elephant like she’s Prince Ali or something, and doing a whole post where I changed the lyrics of the song to make them relevant to her. Not doing so is one of my greatest regrets. [Film Drunk]
I hate this kid. Mark Zuckerberg wants to pay more taxes, which, you know, fine. But his whole existence infuriates me, because I would have been a great 25-year-old billionaire, and he’s doing it all wrong. I have ideas, people. [Uproxx News]
And he moves like an angel. Burnsy’s week in review is heavy on dancing. [Uproxx]
It’s funny because the trophy fell. Brandon Stroud, with the headline of the week. [With Leather]
Pictured at right, my muse. I’ve mentioned this before, but I don’t think any of you really grasp how many Kelly Kapowski GIFs I have on my computer. It’s actually a little unsettling. [via LOLSlater]
Be a fair amount of what you can be. The Smoking Section is looking for writers. Do you have what it takes to join the Uproxx clan? For example, I got out of bed after hitting the snooze bar ONLY FOUR TIMES today. [The Smoking Section]
More after the jump, including the latest video by my favorite nine-member, all-girl Korean pop group.
And I’m assuming this is some sort of restaurant, yes? Pia Toscano will appear on “Dancing With The Stars.” I hear that place has great gnocchi. [EW]
Yee-haw, indeed. Via the inimitable bubbaprog, here’s a GIF of Boyd Crowder doing a jig at Mags Bennett’s party a few weeks back. [Mock Session]
Mmmm, sexy cartoons. The fifteen sexiest women of “Archer.” It probably says a lot of bad things about my psychological well-being that I kind of love Cheryl/Carol. [Super Booyah]
Finally, as promised, the newest video by Girls Generation, a group of nine South Korean girls performing choreography in thigh-high boots. Yet ANOTHER thing other countries are doing better than us. Come on, America.
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finally. i’ve been at work since 8:30 waiting for a goddamn post.
Nine-member, all-girl Korean pop group shaking their asses in skin tight outfits?
Off to a nice start today DG.
Anyone else expect Quentin Tarrantino to come swooping in to try and get some boot smelling in?
Hmmm, does this blog writing thing pay money or just skittles? Either way I am intrigue. That’s right. Intrigue.
Do I have to smoke or be smoking in order to write for them? Because either way, I’m with elle0.
That shirt is one comma away from combining my love of intercourse, Hugh Laurie and Asics.
Not sure if this will work
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might have to copy and paste that link, that ones for you DG but I’m sure you already have it.
That video and I are going to need some time alone together. Thankfully, I’m at work, so I won’t get in trouble, trouble, trouble.
It’s hard to tell, but I’ve decided they’re actually singing a cover of Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?, only entertaining and I’m not sleeping through the movie version and getting yelled at afterwards.
@ UU – You are a scholar and a gentleman.
@michelle07: no, but I did kind of expect to hear Fred Schneider’s voice at some point.
Kelly ain’t gif’n.
I refuse to watch Justified until they change the theme song. Woof. It is too bad for simile, so I will use a metaphor. The theme song to Justified is an eyeball stung with the piss of a pregnant Haitian whore.
I’m with you on the Cheryl/Carol thing. Seriously.
Where’s that shirt from? Need to get it for my friend.