Over the weekend, tornadoes ripped through the American plains and southeast, leaving behind a wake of destruction — and one hungry Mississippi man. Luckily, the local news was there to cover the tragic story of Eric Hubbard, the man whose hamburger and fries were stolen by the tornado. Dick move, weather.
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The most heartbreaking part of this story is that someone decided to name their daughter “Jujuandria” (1:06 mark)
Black people just got set back 10 years.
@Dilly — it’s not a black thing, it’s a Mississippi thing. White folks there aren’t any more intelligible.
Why was Avery Johnson eating in his car?
This is why they used to sacrifice virgins. Natural disasters are Mother Nature’s way of raiding the pantry.
When asked to describe the tornado, he drew this sketch:
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Did that anchor say that the station’s call letters were “Double Amputee”?
Damn you Hamburgler and your clever machinations!
The tornado apparently took his ability to speak coherent english as well
Is that Beetlejuice’s dad?
He looks like he’s wearing a meat hat.
The motion before the floor is to replace “They be rapin’ everybody” with “The Tornado took my Hamburger.” Is there a second?
The tornado take what the tornado want.
T-minus two days and counting until this gets an AutoTune remix.