Khloé & Lamar (E!; Sunday) — Series premiere. You know, it might be worth tuning in just to see what T-shirt Lamar’s going to wear. He’s obviously rocking the wolf in the banner picture. Here he is with a bear T-shirt. Can he go three-for-three and wear a shark tee? C’mon, Lamar! Break out the narwhal!
Saturday Night Live (NBC) — Helen Mirren hosts. Mmmm, she’s like a sexy version of Judi Dench (previews here).
Human Planet (Discovery; Sunday) — Series premiere. Break out the narcotics and your HD television: the producers of “Planet Earth” and “Life” tackle the human race in this series (trailer here).
CMT’s Next Superstar (CMT; Friday) — Series premiere. Every time I feel like I’m a racist for not covering what’s on BET, I take a breath and remember that I pay even less attention to CMT.
The Comedy Awards (Comedy Central, Spike, VH1, TVLand, CMT; Sunday) — I’m not really sure why this pretaped inaugural awards show needs to be on five channels, but… okay. At least this rewards excellent fringe comedy like “Children’s Hospital.” Full list of winners here.
The Killing (AMC) — Since the plot points and setting make comparisons to “Twin Peaks” are inevitable, I think it’s important to point out just how normal “The Killing” is compare to “Twin Peaks.” You’re not gonna see something like this unless David Lynch is directing:
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You’re racist against white people if you don’t like things rednecks like.
(At least, that’s what “logical” rednecks tell me when I call them rednecks and make fun of NASCAR)
Why does Lamar keep wearing shirts with pictures of what Khloe had for dinner the night before?
Didn’t they re-cut Human Planet for the U.S?
Is Gale narrating? If so…its going to be sassy *finger wag*
Don’t be hatin’ on my Khloe girl. I’d climb that leg like a monkey going for a coconut.
I stopped doing drugs years ago and the only thing that makes me regret it is the Discovery Channel.
That’s a weird sentence.
The Mutt…..Yeah, and what would you do when you got to the top of that leg and actually did find yourself face to face with her coconuts? Her big hairy hairy coconuts?
That bear looks an awful lot like a lion
Matt could you please change the banner pic. I’m trapped in Khloe Kardashian’s gaze like a gazelle who’s spotted a komodo dragon and I need to get back to work. Thanks.
T-shirt question; is that a wolf on a boy? Eating a boy? Or a boy wearing a taxidermied wolf head? Just curious.
@Pretzelman; that is the exact opposite of hypnotizing a chicken with a line.
I don’t know if I trust those Comedy Awards. Zack G winning for “Dinner For Schmucks”? That movie sucked.
Of course it’s an award show, so who cares.
Lamar needs to show some URI pride and wear a shirt with a Ram on it.
@TFBuckFutter
You can’t enjoy the playground until you’ve hacked your way through the shrubbery.
“I don’t know if I trust those Comedy Awards. Zack G winning for “Dinner For Schmucks”? That movie sucked.”
I think Tina Fey said it best when she accepted her award by saying something to the effect that she won because she showed up.
Of course, now that I think about it, I don’t think Zack showed up.
“The Mutt
@TFBuckFutter
You can’t enjoy the playground until you’ve hacked your way through the shrubbery.”
I think you focused on the wrong part of my statement.
SHE HAS TESTICLES.