What’s on Tonight: Olivia Wilde Is Back!

House (Fox) — Olivia Wilde returns as Thirteen in the show’s 150th episode. While Wilde has been off becoming a movie star, Thirteen has apparently been in prison. It happens to all the beautiful white female doctors.

Rediscovering Alexander Hamilton (PBS) — “Hamilton, he ain’t no president.” Awww, poor Wallace. #WireNostalgia

Law and Order: LA (NBC) — Spring premiere. The show’s been off the air for four months, during which time Dick Wolf has been making changes: writing Skeet Ulrich out, putting Alfred Molina in his place full-time, shortening the show’s title from “Los Angeles” to “LA,” and hoping desperately that CBS won’t air a crime procedural at the same time. Read Alan Sepinwall’s review here.

Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Despite being crushed by Kirstie Alley last week, Maksim says his leg is fine. Nevertheless, I wouldn’t anticipate any overhead lifts tonight. Not without a forklift, anyway.

Being Human (Syfy) — Season finale. This American adaptation has already been picked up for a second season, though I don’t know why. Oh right, it’s because viewers like it when monsters act like emo pussies.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Foo Fighters on “The Daily Show,” MythBusters on Colbert, Alec Baldwin on Letterman, Jamie Foxx on Leno. You can alwats rely on Jay Leno to have the Jay Leno-est guests on TV. Full listings at TV Squad.

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