“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” – Mark Twain (or not)
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"Bin Laden Dead"
Like a boss.
Please tell me that the squad that took him down was the Fightin’ Hellfish.
That’s a great quote. I guess it’s not surprising that Twain figured out the best way to say it.
I keep trying to picture the gun battle in my head and it keeps coming out like the last ten minutes of a Bond movie.
So does Captain America get the got a bonus for this one?
I assume that being the Navy SEAL who helped kick him off earns you a LIFETIME of easy poontang.
Obama should have strutted out to Hulk Hogan’s intro music.
Yeah I was sorta wishing for his death.
America, fuck yeah!
I may have finally found a reason to vote for Obama.
I refuse to believe it until I see the long-form death certificate.
Osama….did you see the sunrise this morning?
*slowly turn around*
I always tear up when I witness a Marine giving a Navy Seal a ride in his jeep. So.. full.. emotions. Like when a dog tolerates a spunky kitten.
Osama in hell:
“These are not the virgins I was promised!!!”
I must’ve watched that GIF of Obama kicking down the door about 300 times now. Fucking. Hilarious.
Sterling Archer made the kill, while accusing the hot african-american agent of doing internet research about him.
In the immortal words of Lt. Col. Rob Riggle: “IN THE FACE!!!!”
I actually would watch a Osama Bin Laden themed Archer episode.
“‘The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
Dude, if you ever want to celebrate someone getting killed, don’t do it in Hollywood, bunch of liberal Debbie downers. I was fucking pumped up.
Between the correspondents’ dinner Saturday and Bin Laden Sunday, Mr. President kicked an awful lot of ass this weekend.
That was a nice way to end a weekend. I cannot wait for the movie of this to come out.
The sun is shining, the world is brighter, oh and there’s a super villain burning in hell. I wonder if all the little Jack Bauers and John Matrixes on Seal Team Six are getting the poontang they truly deserve.
NMA news has the full story…
EVL WINS! God bless the Taiwanese. And why the fuck didn’t we look at 911 Jihad Street? Seems like an obvious hiding place!
I liked the shorter version of the press conference:
Mark Twain did not say that. Neither did MLK. Please stop the fake quoting.
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